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    A long weekend in Bangkok

    Well, its been fun spending 60-odd hours here. Off to the Suvahabhumi soon and I'll be back at work in Hampshire this time tomorrow. Then its time to enjoy Christmas with loved ones and finish off the last few weeks of this maternity cover contract before heading for Brazil in mid Jan.

    Spent Saturday night at a kik's apartment in North Bangkok, last night at a kik's apartment in south Bangkok, and today at a funeral. Nice of work to give me the leave at short notice, although it was only a day.

    Whilst I was here, I was sure to get my fill of Bangkok - got beeped at a few times by motorbikes on the pavement, saw a couple of stray dogs with broken legs, got stuck in a hideous traffic jam, got a drunk taxi driver, got sunburnt, etc etc

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    And ?????????

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    Spent Saturday night at a kik's apartment in North Bangkok, last night at a kik's apartment in south Bangkok, and today at a funeral.
    Which one did you kill?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kfjvkjvk View Post
    Spent Saturday night at a kik's apartment in North Bangkok, last night at a kik's apartment in south Bangkok, and today at a funeral.
    Which one did you kill?
    What's this about smeg killing women, i keep seeing people making reference to it but i have no idea of the story?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy View Post
    And ?????????
    Well, anyone else ever dumb enough to fly here for a weekend from Europe, or is it only me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    Nice of work to give me the leave at short notice, although it was only a day.
    Fokin hell, you got to Thailand quick from Hampshire


    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    Then its time to enjoy Christmas with loved ones
    Do your family love you though Smeg?


    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    Spent Saturday night at a kik's apartment in North Bangkok, last night at a kik's apartment in south Bangkok, and today at a funeral
    They must have arranged the funeral quickly after you murdered them. Is the funeral in Central Bangkok so its easier for both families?

    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    maternity cover contract before heading for Brazil in mid Jan.
    What will you do with the convertable BMW? Will you rent your country manor out? Smeg your hilarious.........dream on

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    For someone who hates Thailand you came you flew half way across the globe for a weekend?

    Beeped at on the sidewalk? I have never had that happen.

    A drunk taxi driver? never had that?

    Got sunburnt? Som Num Nar.

    Smeg = la la land.

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    hmmm. seem to be few inconsistencies here smegma.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    Beeped at on the sidewalk? I have never had that happen. A drunk taxi driver? never had that?
    I don't believe you have ever been to Thailand then

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    Anyone going to tell me the story then about smeg killing women????

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    Beeped at on the sidewalk? I have never had that happen. A drunk taxi driver? never had that?
    I don't believe you have ever been to Thailand then
    Maybe I just hang out in different parts of Thailand then you and Smeg

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    Spent Saturday night at a kik's apartment in North Bangkok, last night at a kik's apartment in south Bangkok
    I honestly don't know how you do it, finding time for all these imaginary girlfriends of yours.

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    I've had plenty of these flying visits, but only for business and out of necessity. You must be a real Thaiophile smeg.

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    Unfortunately, he loves Thailand so much, he can't stay away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    Anyone going to tell me the story then about smeg killing women????
    Guess not.

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    There's some posts or a thread somewhere BB, along with the Gullivers window incident

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis
    There's some posts or a thread somewhere BB,
    HaHa...the understatement of the year Jarvis...whole threads have been devoted to Smegs killing skills when he tires of his latest fantasy girlfriend...but here we have graduated...they are now his 'kiks'...tosser of the first class...

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    welcome to Amazing Smegland

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    BB, on at least 2 different occaisions I saw smeg told us his g/f had just died as an excuse for his behaviour

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    Bit far to schlep for just a weekend but each to their own.

    I'll be back in Bangkok in late February sometime.

    After I have seen Germany next week (for 10 days) and been to Paris to meet my cousin in January ( a week).

    ooooooh what a life eh.

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    Paris is a very romantic city, Pat. Sounds like things are getting pretty serious between you two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis
    There's some posts or a thread somewhere BB, along with the Gullivers window incident
    Including communal pissing on the footpath!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    got stuck in a hideous traffic jam, got a drunk taxi driver
    I guess taking the MRT is above your capabilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klongmaster View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis
    There's some posts or a thread somewhere BB,
    HaHa...the understatement of the year Jarvis...whole threads have been devoted to Smegs killing skills when he tires of his latest fantasy girlfriend...but here we have graduated...they are now his 'kiks'...tosser of the first class...
    That is real funny....a deadst thaiophile calling me a tosser for using thai language in the same way as a thai man would in a similar situation. What is wrong, sad cnut, couldn't find anything better to attack in revenge for daring to criticise the country you have sold out to?

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    *yawn* Don't you have a plane to catch?

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