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    I got accosted in Chatuchak Park today

    After a jog in which I found that my right knee still isn't 100%, I took in some weights and sit ups in Chatuchak Park and then took a break and sat down.

    I'd noticed a couple of other guys warming up with the weights and talking and then one of them left. The other guy came up to me and said "Are you a boxer" (cos I was wearing Red Bull black shorts) and then started a conversation about himself. He was obviously gay, and didn't try and hide the fact (Well, he was 'cruising' me I think) and it turns out he's a pop singer recording an album. He gae me his MySpace address and it turns out he's quite popular in Thailand.

    I could have done the whole 'sensational' "queer pop star cruised me in park" but I don't think I'll bother now. In fact he just added my msn to his list of contacts.

    Anyway I was massaging my leg and he reckoned that my left was bigger than my right, I said "where?" and you guessed it, he touched my leg. He "copped a feel". He could be boasting to his gay mates for all I know.

    Anyone have any similar circumstances?

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    I used to visit a 50-50 club in BKK and one night a bloke put his hand on my arse and asked me if I'd like to dance....So I did - when he removed his hand I stopped - when he put it back I danced.....This went on for an hour or so....It was weird.....Another time I was in the public lavatories at........
    Back off Margaret, you're on a sugar rush!

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    a guy trying to pick me up? nah never happened to me

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    oh look cool i have 444 posts..... oh

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    so do you intend to fcuk your 'hottie' pop star mate mr dj ?

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    From university girls to gay pop stars, what a rise in popularity!

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    Are you sure you havent listened just a little too much to the new Pet Shop Boys, Pat?

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    anyway Pat, they do say that both bollocks are usually not the same size, so you must be normal

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    Fuck me DJ Pat, can't wait until the serialisation of your book comes out in the Sun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I could have done the whole 'sensational' "queer pop star cruised me in park" but I don't think I'll bother now.
    I thought that was what you just did.

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    Change your jogging outfit, Pat, and maybe that won't happen again...


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    i am not handsome or well groomed enough to ever be mistaken for a gay, so have never been accosted by a gay - popstar or otherwise.

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    Went to boyz town in Pattaya once to have a drink with one of the other ajarns at my school and his partner. One of the waiters said to me, "I just love bears," and gave me a wink. A strange topic of conversation and wasn't quite sure what to say. So I mumbled something about bears being nice, but tigers and elephants are pretty cool also. Now it was the waiters turn to look confused.

    The ajarn later explained to me that a bear is gay slang for hairy, masculine guys.

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    I was molested when I was about 10.
    I'm ready to kill the next fucker who touches me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by njdesi
    The ajarn later explained to me that a bear is gay slang for hairy, masculine guys.
    Oh fcuk. Time to change my sig line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    I was molested when I was about 10.
    I'm ready to kill the next fucker who touches me.
    So no chance of comparing arse sores then? Mines smaller than yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    I was molested when I was about 10.
    I'm ready to kill the next fucker who touches me.
    So no chance of comparing arse sores then? Mines smaller than yours.
    I've got a webcam.......

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    ^ eeuw

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    it will probably steam up

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    it will probably steam up
    Crack more like!

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    Getting hit on by gay Thai blokes is ammusing but getting bit on by farang gay lords makes me feel queezy

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    Never.

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    I must admit I have probably ruined chang mai noons life, when we were wandering the streets of chiang mai I told every ladyboy his name, so from this weekend onwards he will probably be remembered by them and have them shouting out, "Hello, chang mai noon"? not sure when his mom or daughter will be back in Thailand but I feel sure he wont be taking them into town

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    What you talking about DD.
    There are no ladyboys in ChiangMai are there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
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    There are no ladyboys in ChiangMai are there?
    there was one time when....ok maybe not then

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