Well! I'm going to have a bit of a rant here about this showpiece for Thailand !
Last week I had the "pleasure " of a 4 hour stopover in this palace dedicated to welcome visitors to the LOS and certainly would not like to repeat the performance.
When I was working ( now semi retired) one of my main sources of income, in the latter years, was surveying airports for insurance companies and also writing constructive critiques for airport operators, from a passengers point of view, in order that they can pinpoint problem areas and rectify them .
From a passengers point of view it has to be one of the most "passenger unfriendly" international airports I have been to .
1) The single terminal layout means that you have a vast check-in area and a long walk (with luggage) to find the appropriate desk.
2) The PA system has the speakers way up in the roof and announcements are so distorted you cannot understand them.
3) All the food outlets are stretched over the complete length of the terminal on a different floor and the PA system does not operate at that level.
4) Toilets! - Ah ! - wanting to relieve myself of the result of a rather good meal I had the night before I had to visit 4 facilities before I found one operational ! Most had over 50% of the "stalls" out of order and the working ones had overflowing crap from the "out of order" stalls next door flowing across the floor( probably a left over from the yellow shirt occupation .)
5) No Bar
6) No area where druggies like me can have a relaxing cigarette - except within small areas outside with nowhere to sit down - and if you step outside the 4 meter square area marked with a red line on the floor a "security" man would point it out.
7) Security !!!- I ventured into one of the cafes on the food floor and had to push my way through at least 15 fully armed security men who were blocking the walking area watching a bloody football match on the cafe TV!!!
8) Security ( again!) at the bag Xray you go through an arch and if it "beeps " they run a detector wand over you ( here I must tell you that I have a large and very painful ulcerated burn on one of my legs and can audition for "The Return of the Mummy" as I am bandaged from ankle to above the knee) The dressing has an aluminium foil backing so naturally it "beeped" I rolled up my trouser leg ( cheeky!) and showed the man the bandages and the f*ckin prat tapped the dressing bulge with his bloody wand and I - to my eternal shame - fainted!!! IT F*KIN HURT !!!
From the insurance point of view -
1) No signs indicating nearest fire exit
2) Several unshielded mercury light fittings in the roof ( if the bulb blows then those underneath would be showered with red hot glass)
3) Taxis parked in front of fire hydrants.
4) Taxis parked in areas designated for Ambulances and emergency vehicles .
5) Staff riding baggage conveyors
And that was just from a casual look around !
My most lasting memory is ( being an "elderly" falang wandering around) not being able to walk more than a few paces without some snotty nosed dickhead trying to get me to take a taxi to Pattaya !!
Anybody know where I can get a t shirt with I DONT WANT A F*CKING TAXI SO PISS OFF written in Thai before my next trip
Rant over
Anybody else out there in TD land have the same niggles ?