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    Gullivers soi 5 building standards

    Anyone in here at midnight on Sunday night? Did you see the fat guy fall through the front doors, smash the glass, cut his arm open, and leave a pint of gravy on the terrace? (with a gang of drunks screaming for an ambulance, and lots of gobsmacked Thaistaff watching on waiting for something interesting to happen to tell their loved ones about when they get home)?

    Its amazing that a place like this uses standard glass rather than laminated or severely toughened in its main doors. The way it broke was scary. Thats gotta be below proper building standards for commercial premises.

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    "building standards" you got all the jokes tonight Smeg

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    you have to stop hanging out with these horrendous people, smeggy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by William
    "building standards" you got all the jokes tonight Smeg
    Maybe he is back in Southhampton or whereever he came from?

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    Are you a denizen of NaNa smeg?

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    No, he's had a bad experience in Nana.

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    so how is your arm Smeg? I hope it is getting better

    did you get your phone back yet? as the new reward system that you mentioned does not seem to be happening, maybe you will have to confront your friend face to face.
    Better wait for your arm to get better first.
    I have reported your post

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    Was that being raped by ladyboys?

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    no Cantona, he said he fell through a glass door. I think he needs witnesses

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    he was probably there to smash some guys face in...

    being the real tough guy that he is...

    did you get any blood on your Un ID card smeglie?
    Last edited by klongmaster; 13-03-2006 at 06:53 PM.

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    I heard there was a 'brawl' of sorts at the bull's head a week or two ago, which was apparently quite an ugly scene involving some farang guys, a thai girl who was swinging a pool cue, and lots of blood and broken stuff. Anybody shed some light on this? I know a few posters frequent this place....

    Pub violence is one of the less charming parts of western society, methinks..

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    Does smeg claim to be hardcore in a ruck???

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    hashahahahaha

    u cannot win smeggie - a ( me thinks ) a genuine post is meeted with dersion and insults ....


















    som nah nah for beiugn a right c.unt!

    but i almost feel sorry for u!

    Nah - i dont!

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    Well I for one take this matter seriously!

    My thoughts are along the lines that the glass was up to international standards for the average Thai not to fall through but a 225kg American on a drunken stumble is going to shoot through Thai standard glass like a big sneeze through a wet tissue.

    Thanks for the heads up Smeg, I'll be careful where I get thrown out of now.

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    Thankyou to all concerned. I have offered reparations to all the businesses that suffered a disruption as a result of my outburst and subsequent bleeding.
    I would also like to thank the Paramedic team from Praham 9 Hospital. You guys were fantastic. Hey, I aint gonna do it again, OK? Promise.

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    Was smeg hawking his farang ass to English football hooligans? They obviously didn't live his "agressive" sales approach

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    I heard there was a 'brawl' of sorts at the bull's head a week or two ago, which was apparently quite an ugly scene involving some farang guys, a thai girl who was swinging a pool cue, and lots of blood and broken stuff. Anybody shed some light on this? I know a few posters frequent this place....

    Pub violence is one of the less charming parts of western society, methinks..
    Rumour has it, that a group of disgruntled Ladyboys from Nana were looking for a certain TD poster because of an incident on the 2nd floor of Nana. Seems the said TD poster has infected the whole group with a very nasty STD.

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