Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 32
  1. #1
    Newbie

    Join Date
    Jul 2017
    Last Online
    11-05-2019 @ 02:21 PM
    Posts
    28

    Need a good BKK hotel for relaxing/girl watching (not renting)

    My friend will be visiting me this year and we could use suggestions of a hotel with a busy pool area, but not those that are very family oriented (he's not keen on a lot of kids around). Central BKK, probably 4 star (4000 Baht a night instead or 5-6000). Rooftop pools tend to be a bit quiet a lot of the time, I don't know what else is around. At a pinch we could go for a hotel with pool where some of the ladies are for sale, but not a 2-3 star fleapit. Comfort is central to the stay. Or some left field suggestion maybe? Thanks if anyone has any pointers.

  2. #2
    Pedantic bastard
    nidhogg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    14,431
    Not really sure what you are after. The only people around a hotel pool will be tourists. Cannot see Thai lasses hanging out around a pool - or am I missing something?

  3. #3
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Oct 2017
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    1,756
    Why not just go to one of the many 18-30 resorts around the planet?

    Not sure why you would go to bkk with those requirements.

  4. #4
    hangin' around cyrille's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    15,414
    Look at his posting history.

    Clearly has a screw loose.

  5. #5
    Newbie

    Join Date
    Jul 2017
    Last Online
    11-05-2019 @ 02:21 PM
    Posts
    28
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Not really sure what you are after. The only people around a hotel pool will be tourists. Cannot see Thai lasses hanging out around a pool - or am I missing something?
    Yes you are. I didn't specify Thai girls. Chinese female tourists I guess would be perfect.

  6. #6
    Newbie

    Join Date
    Jul 2017
    Last Online
    11-05-2019 @ 02:21 PM
    Posts
    28
    Quote Originally Posted by foobar View Post
    Why not just go to one of the many 18-30 resorts around the planet?

    Not sure why you would go to bkk with those requirements.
    Eh? Because he's coming to Thailand to visit me. Just forget it if you have nothing to give.

  7. #7
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Oct 2017
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    1,756
    ^^
    I hear China has many Chinese females.

  8. #8
    Newbie

    Join Date
    Jul 2017
    Last Online
    11-05-2019 @ 02:21 PM
    Posts
    28
    Quote Originally Posted by foobar View Post
    ^^
    I hear China has many Chinese females.
    I forgot that this place is called Teak Door because trying to get help here is like smashing your head against one. I already got quite a few useful replies on another forum, and I also now remember the 15,000 utterly useless one-line posts that cyrille has cluttered up this place with over his years of drooling senility. He must have a smartphone surgically attached to his hand.

    You people are as useful as a trumpet on a deerhunt.

    So nice to get that off my chest.

  9. #9
    Can I still change this?
    Bogon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Last Online
    Today @ 02:37 PM
    Posts
    4,516
    I will put your request in some kind of order so members can read more clearly.


    1) Minimum 4 star hotel needed in central Bangkok

    2) Around 4k Baht a night

    Here is the clincher...

    3) Must be a busy pool, but with no (or minimal) family or kids. The pool should only be busy with John's and ladies for sale. These don't have to be Thai prostitutes. Chinese tourists are also acceptable.

    Sorry I cannot help pal. Finding a hotel seems a doddle. It's the pool with prostitutes that I'm struggling with.

    Hope someone can help. Would be interested to know where to stay next time I'm in town.
    Black diamonds? I shit 'em.

  10. #10
    Thailand Expat AntRobertson's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    32,642
    Quote Originally Posted by Speedhump View Post
    I didn't specify Thai girls. Chinese female tourists I guess would be perfect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Speedhump View Post
    a hotel with pool where some of the ladies are for sale


    Da faq makes you think female Chinese tourists want to sell themselves to some lecherous old dudes.

  11. #11
    Thailand Expat
    taxexile's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    15,006
    ^

    Da faq
    dudes
    are you by any chance an american stuck in the 1990s?

  12. #12
    Thailand Expat AntRobertson's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    32,642
    Learn punctuation and then come back and try to lecture me, you grumpy old man.

  13. #13
    disturbance in the Turnip baldrick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 06:08 PM
    Location
    Heidleberg
    Posts
    21,064
    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon View Post
    Hope someone can help
    who was our man who liked Nana hotel ? was it Oh-Oh - need t get him in here to expound the delights

  14. #14
    Thailand Expat
    Klondyke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2014
    Last Online
    Today @ 04:04 PM
    Posts
    4,453
    Quote Originally Posted by Speedhump View Post
    I already got quite a few useful replies on another forum
    Actually, you cannot get nowadays a better and faster advice than from the internet services available (agoda, booking, etc)...

  15. #15
    hangin' around cyrille's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    15,414
    They're not going to tell you whether or not girls by the pool charge, you fucking simpleton.

    The op must have been watching too many old Elvis movies or something. Him and his mate sound about 75 and in need of a break from the viagra.

  16. #16
    Can I still change this?
    Bogon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Last Online
    Today @ 02:37 PM
    Posts
    4,516
    Ah well, looks like I will never know where this magical Johns/Thai hooker/Chinese tourist swimming pool is.

    TD members can be so fickle sometimes.

    Speedhump

    • Senior Member
    • Members
    • 108
    • 219 posts




    Posted 57 minutes ago

    Thanks for the help, guys. I also asked over at Teak Door, but I forgot how neanderthal/spiteful a lot of the guys there are, just there to abuse posters. TV is King.

  17. #17
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    25,800
    Quote Originally Posted by Speedhump View Post
    Need a good BKK hotel for relaxing/girl watching (not renting)
    Benidorm/Ibiza/ Magalluf are the places for looking at single chicks by the pool, not Thailand.

    Theres a guy on here called Luigi who'd be worth firing a PM to, he apprently throws lavish pool parties full of hotel workers, uni students and hiso birds with doctorates

    Failing that, meet or rent a woman and take her to your hotel pool, instead of perving over someone elses you fuckin letch

  18. #18
    Pedantic bastard
    nidhogg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    14,431
    Looks like he is honing on Nana hotel...


  19. #19
    Cenosillicaphobiac
    Plan B's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 06:16 PM
    Location
    Under a bridge
    Posts
    4,103
    Quote Originally Posted by Speedhump View Post
    Or some left field suggestion maybe? Thanks if anyone has any pointers.
    Get an iPad, get onto pornhub and sit yourself down next the pond in Lumpini Park.
    It's pretty much the same and you'll save yourself 4,000 baht a day which you could put towards a ticket to China where, I have it on good authority, there are pools frequented by Chinese ladies.

    No need to thank me.
    Ronald McDonald never sells to children. He informs and inspires through magic and fun.

  20. #20
    Days Work Done! Norton's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Roiet
    Posts
    29,209
    Book a hotel around Kao San road area.

    https://www.booking.com/searchresult...n=0&no_rooms=1
    Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

  21. #21
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    25,800
    ^....
    Quote Originally Posted by Speedhump View Post
    not a 2-3 star fleapit. Comfort is central to the stay.

  22. #22
    disturbance in the Turnip baldrick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 06:08 PM
    Location
    Heidleberg
    Posts
    21,064
    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon View Post
    Thanks for the help, guys. I also asked over at Teak Door, but I forgot how neanderthal/spiteful a lot of the guys there are, just there to abuse posters. TV is King.
    notice he was helpful enough to share the information he got from TV

  23. #23
    Thailand Expat
    Airportwo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 06:09 PM
    Location
    Flat Earth
    Posts
    3,498
    Go to Angeles city, as there is Nothing else to do in the place the hotel pool areas fit the bill....................

  24. #24
    Thailand Expat AntRobertson's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    32,642
    Who the fuck is greening the Chinese tourist harassing wanker.

  25. #25
    Thailand Expat
    armstrong's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Last Online
    Today @ 04:02 PM
    Location
    Bangkok
    Posts
    1,965
    Go to one of the pool parties at the hotel next to hooters\the drunken leprechaun. The pics I've seen look like it's full of hookers.

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •