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    Harbourland, Gateway Bang Sue daytrip.

    Biggest indoor play area in Asia apparently.

    Bit skeptical of that, to be honest, but it's on the advertising, so it's gotta be true.






    Bring a cattleprod for when they complain about you pushing straight to the front of the queue.



    520 badboys for 3 hours. Bring yer own socks.

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    Looks like a brand new shopping centre next to some new BTS Line. Purple line maybe? Or maybe it's the elevated part of the MRT line. Or connected to the SRT Elevated Railway being built.

    Will be a handy place to go once whatever it is is up and running. The system looked finished but trains were running on it that I saw.

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    Climby things.







    Shooty things.



    Got to learn about aiming for the face or gonnads.

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    Skin yer knees n elbows kinda things.



    While breaking yer tailbone and cracking the back of yer skull. Was surprisingly vertical that one.


    Maybe they assembled it inside out or sumfing.








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    Peddly things.



    Swingy things.



    Hangy things.



    Thought that mattress was gonna be quite solid and made a right tit of meself when I went to walk across it and went down 6 stories in 2 seconds with an accompanying girly like squeal.

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    Colourful ropey stuff that you hope weren't put together by locals kinda things.







    It's certainly big, with lots of stuff to entangle, hang, or skin yerself on.

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    Giant Legoy kinda things.



    Bubbly things that make you think back to the times you've seen Thais screw things together, then suddenly gain more interest in what your child is doing.






    Bally things.




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    Very good place if in Bkk with a kid. They'll love it.

    Though kinda out of the way, is still near the expressway, will do great once that BTS/MRT line or whatever is up and running.

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    Did you get in for the kids price, Luigi?

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    An agile and connected Princess, she is.

    Humours good old Dad....

    Cheers, Lu.


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    ^ R. Slicker writes

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    Buckin' for that "Dad of the Year", eh?

    Good Man, KUDO's

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    Theres been one in Pattaya for a while now, that Harborland, which is set in Harbor Mall and it's always empty.

    I think i paid around 800baht last time for me the Missus and kid and the socks.

    Where there are Harborlands there are Kidzoonas and are like a mini kidzania with the roleplay plus slides and loads of dextrous and learning games and that always attracts loads of kids and is my number 1 recommendation for where to take your nipper. Mine at 8 still loves it.

    Also in that Harbor Mall is one of those shit Snowlands and a floor dedicated to roller skate world and a world for those toddler bikes with no pedals.
    Those 2 are also always empty due to the fact you can just let your kid rollerskate or bike anywhere else in the mall without stumping up 400 fukkin baht

    Try Kidzoona mate if its there. Its the jam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Try Kidzoona mate if its there. Its the jam.
    Will do, cheers.

    Looks like there's one in Ekamai and one in Ramintra according to Google. Will do the Ekamai one. Foked if I'm driving to Ramintra.

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    The other great thing about kidzoona is you don't get made to traipse all the way up those steep mesh mazes with tiny openings and rickety bridges 50 times before they find a friend

    Out of interest, how many times did you go up?

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    I did tell her the time was up 2 hours into the 3 hour allotted time.


    Saw that Kidnooza place has those big electric massage chairs for the parents to use next to the play area in the Ekamai branch.

    That'll do.

    Don't suppose they also serve draft Hoegaarden and look away when you want to thieve the glass.

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    Phrakanong beer garden at the next bts serves hoegaarden on draft.... and the rose one, for the women like

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    and the rose one



    Mine on the left.



    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    for the women like
    I mean right.

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