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    Was supposed to have doubles tennis this avo but cancelled for obvious reasons.
    Been blown off again? Oh dear.

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    Was supposed to have doubles tennis this avo but cancelled for obvious reasons.
    Yup.

    The other 3 people don't exist.



    You'd think that 4 friends meeting up for tennis on a Sunday, until called off when it started raining, would head off to do something else together instead.


    Smeggy-no-Mates. Who'd a thunked it.

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    Christ they have enough bloody adverts and trailers here to send me to sleep.
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    You don't have any friends?
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    What are you suggesting L? I should go to their place to play with them?
    Errr, 'Hey man, I'm bored, fancy doing something?'


    You really don't have any friends, do you.


    *shock*
    You're the one that's always following me around the forum trying to interact with me, so you aren't in a great position to be calling anyone billy no-mates

    I've been back in BKK for a few months and have made a few new friends through various sports such as tennis and karting. None that I know well enough yet to expect them to take responsibility for my boredom on a rainy day though.

    How about you? You've been here a couple of decades yet I've never heard you mention a friend. When you're not on here you're cooking alone or parenting alone or are off trying to root tarts alone, and you've nothing better to do than show forum members your lunch......

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    smeggle has got his clog on

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    I don't see why he's not in Spain or Italy. Taking the vintage Alfa Romeo out for a Saturday spin while Vanessa Mae polishes his gearstick.

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    you could do a quick trip to pattaya and have a drink with seeking asylum in a girlie bar and discuss the merits of illicit sex.

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    Going to the cinema by yourself on a Saturday evening because you have no friends and nothing else to do.



    Jeepers creepers.


    Still, the life of a Wildcat.

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    Today when it was pissing with rain and gridlocked I seen a Tefler rummaging in a rubbish bin.

    I fronted him up and said W.T.F.

    He said he had spent his last 5 baht on a Pie and had no money left for a whore.

    I wished him good luck and fooked off home.

    Hope the poor fella did not get Septicemia from the pie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Going to the cinema by yourself on a Saturday evening because you have no friends and nothing else to do.
    Yeah the mrs is away and the weather's shit, so it's an unusual, unplanned Saturday evening. Off for a late night workout now.

    But it could have been much much worse. I could have had nothing better to do this evening than stalk a stranger on a forum and be thinking and commenting about his life

    So as you're so keen to discuss friends, what about these friends of yours L? My social life is in the UK, where I'll be this time next year when my mrs has finished doing what she's here to do. You have no social life outside of Thailand, because you aborted it in your 20s, and seemingly no social life in Thailand either

    You don't half open yourself up for some serious Pwning via your various dopey trolling attempts....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immigrunt View Post


    Whoopsadaisy, Lulu hit a nerve. Smeggums doing a moonwalk.


    A mate of mine is in a swing dancing group thing. Think they meet up once or twice a month to go dancing. I'll send on his details.


    No need for you to be dancing like this all on your lonesome bud.

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    He's one of the guys in this video.




    Nice guy, so you probably wouldn't get on with him.

    Still, good to finally get a dancing partner for you eh.

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    Oh, two retort posts. L's having a humiliation meltdown

    You've been monitoring my thread waiting for me to reply all evening, you lonely loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immigrunt View Post


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    you lonely loser
    Smeggums has no friends and nowhere to go or do on a Saturday night.

    Goes to the cinema by himself.

    Then gets baited on a forum.

    Someone else is a lonely loser.






    Welcome to Smegland.
    Population: One.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Immigrunt
    9:34 Off for a late night workout now.

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    9:56 Oh, two retort posts

    Having trouble finding your leotard?

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    I'm really sorry L, I hope you haven't stayed awake all night waiting for me to reply

    Anyway, your lame retort attempts at trying to project the obvious onto me, having exposed yourself to ridicule to a ridiculous degree are, well, lame!

    I'm now going to save you from further humiliation by sticking you on ignore. Be strong, and you'll be ok without me. Funny as it is, oh desperately lonely loser, I have better things to do than keep tearing you new arseholes, and it's not fair on those coming to threads hoping for decent topical info

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immigrunt
    sticking you on ignore.
    Ahhh the 'I'm sticking you on ignore' because I'm ignorant ploy. Nice one smoggins.

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    Byeeeee stalker chas

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    Remove user from ignore listchassamui
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    Quote Originally Posted by Immigrunt View Post
    Look at him go!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Immigrunt View Post
    it's not fair on those coming to threads hoping for decent topical info
    yes, that's what people look for from a smeg thread. not just a looney to laugh at.

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    20 minutes from posting that you're going to the gym then replying to the same thread.

    wanking into a sock isn't 'going to a gym'. and telling people they are on ignore is lame.

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    It's not difficult to type a couple of sentences on a mobile between sets. I'm doing it now.

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    sure you are..

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