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    The night some girl commited suicide in MY apartment.

    I hardly even knew the girl in question. She was the gf of a friend of mine. He had been in Australia and America for a while and when he returned to Bangkok, he discovered that she had been doing the dirty on him. Although this was not a huge shock, as she was a typical Gullivers girl, he was still stung by it. He loved her (or so he said).

    As has probably happened to many, many men in this situation, my friend refused to get back with a girl who had been fucking around behind his back. She gave him the line that we have all heard.

    " I love you. If you will not be with me, I will kill myself."

    I should say at tis time that there were several people in the apartment and all of us were drunk. We heard this argument going on in another room and we all laughed it off as typical of this guy. He gave the answer that many of us would have done. He said he couldn't be with someone who did the dirty on him.

    Next thing we hear is a scuffle, then a scream, the another scream. We ran in the room to see the guy in a state of derangement. The stupid chick had thrown herself off the balcony and onto the pavement 9 stories below. She was now a mere fleshy pulp on the ground.

    It gets worse. The police were called by someone and they tried to make out like we had all raped this girl and thrown her off the balcony. Myself and the others started to see the BKK Hilton for the next 30 years. I have no qualms about admitting that I cried like a baby. Just shear frustration. But as many of you will know, there is just no talking to some Thai Policemen.

    Eventually a neighbour came and translated for us and the police, after 8 hours, decided we were not guilty and let us go. We went to the funeral and found out that the chick was crazy and that her parents didn'y blame any of us, they said that it was just the last drop hat sent her over the edge.

    Beat that for a tale?

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    ^ pretty full on! not bad 4 a first post either

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    so no-one saw the girl jump apart from the boyfriend who had been wronged - who was alone with her at the time and drunk......

    it would have bothered Columbo

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    Well this thread is going to be a barrel of laughs.

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    ... yep that tale will be following you around for a while. Moved into a new apartment yet?

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    It is a good story! It literally knocked the stuffing out of most of the 'crew' we had at the time. Three English guys (including the one whose gf topped herself) all went home within the week and never really returned. It broke them. An American guy was never really the same again. Fortunately for me, I am a cold fish and, once I knew I wasn't going down for this, I got drunk and took valium until I forgot about it, pissed off down to Pha Ngan for a few months, fucked some Swedish 'travellers' and I was fine.

    As for the 100% truth, no-one will ever know (except the guy in question). But I don't think for a second that he killed her. He was cradling her body and weeping like a baby. I am not saying he did not do it FOR CERTAIN, but I would put my house of the fact that he didn't.

    Who knows what would have happened if a neighbour who spoke English hadn't have stuck up for us? Needless to say, that particular apt block no longer takes Farangs without work permits. They hate us all with a passion. One mate of mine still lives there I think.

    Moral of the story? Don't fuck Gullivers girls.

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    I think the moral of the story is not to let them live with you, foking seems ok though

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    Quote Originally Posted by burdon
    Moral of the story? Don't fuck Gullivers girls.
    Naught wrong with the odd short-time, is there?

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    Of course there is nothing wrong with short-time girls.

    Like my Dad always said, " Off duty whores; the best kind"

    He is a wise man.

    But if you eat the curry, don't be surprised when you get the shits! (that is one of my own gems)

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    the problem with a first thread like this Burdon - is how do you follow it?

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    I have plenty more stories. I admit that the one I told is one of, if not THE best. I can and will follow it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burdon View Post
    I have plenty more stories. I admit that the one I told is one of, if not THE best. I can and will follow it.
    excellent. i look forward to some more

    welcome to teakdoor by the way

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    Cheers buddy. I remember finding this site a couple of years back, but then I must have forgot about it until I went through my hotmail archive (an interesting thing to do by the way) and found a note of it.

    Seems like a cool site. Certainly more response that I would have though. Are most of y'all over in Thailand?

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    Welcome to the forum Burdon

    Probably the best first post I have read.
    Sure beats the usual "Hi my name is Whopper and this is my first post. I had a holiday in Pattaya once and I want to go again."

    By the way I had a curry for dinner, should I take any precautions ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim View Post
    Welcome to the forum Burdon

    Probably the best first post I have read.
    Sure beats the usual "Hi my name is Whopper and this is my first post. I had a holiday in Pattaya once and I want to go again."

    By the way I had a curry for dinner, should I take any precautions ?
    Just prepare to reap the consequences. I hear that rubbing Yogurt is your ring-piece can work wonders for this kind of pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burdon View Post

    I hear that rubbing Yogurt is your ring-piece can work wonders for this kind of pain.
    probably not one of those muesli yoghurts though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burdon
    I remember finding this site a couple of years back
    Two years ago, you and Dirty Dog would have been the only members.

    I'm surprised you came back

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    Quote Originally Posted by burdon
    he discovered that she had been doing the dirty on him.
    Was he sending her money so she did not have to work?

    If the answer is no then how was she supposed to live?

    No point expecting fidelity from someone who feeds themselves by selling sex for money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    Two years ago, you and Dirty Dog would have been the only members.
    2 years ago this domain was just parked up and inactive.

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    I just noted to myself two years ago (at least) that teakdoor had a forum, no idea if it is the same domain. I never registered, just put a note to self. Then I googled y'all this morning.

    As for the girl, she was neither an official whore or had a family to support. She was a Gullivers girl , which probably means different things to different people.

    To me, it means a chick who likes Western Guys and is hoping for Prince Charming. A nice enough, if crazy girl who had a sucession of Farang boyfriends and 'gigs'.

    What does one officially call this type of girl?

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    Freelancer...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Freelancer...?
    Yeah, but one that you don't have to pay to fuck.

    You know the type. Just like any old random chick you can pick up in a bar in Europe, but who may have just 'happened' to have worked in bars.

    In my book, I call 'em Unofficial Whores. They never ask for money and just want to be your girlfriend and so save them the horror of marrying a Thai fellow. Oh and the blue eyed baby thing.

    They may or may not be working whores. Some of them take the 'freelance' 500 or 1000bht, some just wanna hang around. Places like Gullivers, Immortal and Spicy (Chiang Mai) are full of such types. I have had times when chicks have asked me for money in the morning (I tell 'em to fuck off and get outtta my place) and many, many times when they just hang around giving it all the lover-dovey shit until you get their mobile number and make an excuse to kick them out.

    My mobile phone in Chiang Mai was rammed full of these types. I even 'dated' a couple of Off Duty Whores in my time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burdon
    What does one officially call this type of girl?
    Going by your description i reckon I'd call her a slapper

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    Quote Originally Posted by burdon
    They never ask for money and just want to be your girlfriend and so save them the horror of marrying a Thai fellow
    Ok, i smell a troll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burdon
    I tell 'em to fuck off and get outtta my place
    Not apying prostitutes is one of the lowest things to do and wont win you any respect on here.

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