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    Newbie Advice Please

    Hi peeps, i am coming over from the 7th dec to the 31 dec, am looking for cheap as chips, somewhere to stay local ? have'ant got a clue about the area. my mate has a "lady" over there, its near nanna plaza, have been told to take a small amount of money and use atm machines is this right please, any tips/advice more than welcome. how far away is the sea, how to get there,any fishing nearby,need to catch some sun, so anywhere to get a decent tan and watch the world go by' Oh and what is christmas gonna be like there, can't wait, cheers Rolls.

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    Stay at your mate's ladies' gaff.

    Small money only, nearest decent beach is pattaya, 30 quid in a taxi ride away.

    You'll have a blast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollsroyce View Post
    Hi peeps, i am coming over from the 7th dec to the 31 dec, am looking for cheap as chips, somewhere to stay local ?
    If you've saved all that cash for a flight then why do you (and many other advice seekers) wanna stay in slum-like conditions? Is it 'The Beach' syndrome?

    Expecting the bargirl/whore to fall in love with you when you've taken her back to your cockroach-infested slum hole will be very difficult, so bear that in mind.

    Three star hotels are not very expensive (check out Ibis Hotels in Bangkok, for example) and offer luxury, comfort and decent toilet and shower facilities as well as a TV and decent view.

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    Hi-Tec Tower Ekamai 23 (500bt per night inc breakfast and rooftop pool)

    Hotel 27 - Sukhumvit 22 - 400bt per night (including mirrored walls and ceilings)



    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Expecting the bargirl/whore to fall in love with you when you've taken her back to your cockroach-infested slum hole will be very difficult
    Not a problem if you just want to shag her

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollsroyce
    Oh and what is christmas gonna be like there
    Shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rollsroyce
    Oh and what is christmas gonna be like there
    Shit.

    Balls it's ace on Christmas day, McDonalds are all open!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke
    McDonalds are all open!
    Granted, a double cheeseburger deluxe meal takes care of the appetizer, but a decent main course is hard to come by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier View Post
    Hi-Tec Tower Ekamai 23 (500bt per night inc breakfast and rooftop pool)

    Hotel 27 - Sukhumvit 22 - 400bt per night (including mirrored walls and ceilings)


    I think I'd prefer a slum hole in deepest darkest Udom Suk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    30 quid in a taxi ride away
    posh cnut, get the 1 bus from ekamai

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollsroyce
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    Another gay member?

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    well thats a first, are you all ex pats got a fuikin problem,i asked a civil question and all i get is abuse except for about one decent answer, and loy toy you tosser what fukin name is that for christ sake, and i aint gay, but if you show yer face when i'm over there, i will certainly fuk you, goodbye to this shit of a site, a good site ruined by wasters

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    Rolls, if I can call you by your first name, please stay. They are nearly all tossers here apart from me. Use a block list like I do. My forum only has about ten members and it's very pleasant.

    Now, stay in the Swiss Park Hotel, drink in Cheap Charlie's around the corner, and go to Nana for ding-dong pussy bell fun.

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    I thought that went well

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    30 quid in a taxi ride away
    posh cnut, get the 1 bus from ekamai
    Oh yeah, sorry. Didn't even think of the bus.

    Wonder what a tuk tuk would charge...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollsroyce View Post
    well thats a first, are you all ex pats got a fuikin problem,i asked a civil question and all i get is abuse except for about one decent answer, and loy toy you tosser what fukin name is that for christ sake, and i aint gay, but if you show yer face when i'm over there, i will certainly fuk you, goodbye to this shit of a site, a good site ruined by wasters
    2 or 3 decent answers mate, but if you gonna be that precious best not to go on the internet.

    Another hotel is the swan inn near nana plaza, 600 per night but they do weekly and monthly rentals much cheaper.

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    Miami,stayed there last year close to everything 900 a night but that might be out of your price range.

    MIAMI Hotel Bangkok Thailand

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollsroyce View Post
    well thats a first, are you all ex pats got a fuikin problem,i asked a civil question and all i get is abuse except for about one decent answer, and loy toy you tosser what fukin name is that for christ sake, and i aint gay, but if you show yer face when i'm over there, i will certainly fuk you, goodbye to this shit of a site, a good site ruined by wasters
    You should check out Siam Square for a cheapo night out, sitting under the stars drinking beers from 7-11, but I must warn you that toilet facilities are non-existent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    30 quid in a taxi ride away
    posh cnut, get the 1 bus from ekamai
    Oh yeah, sorry. Didn't even think of the bus.

    Wonder what a tuk tuk would charge...
    5000 bt. going on their rates latley

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    30 quid in a taxi ride away
    posh cnut, get the 1 bus from ekamai
    Its 2 quid. (Sorry don't have a pound symbol on my keyboard)

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    Fuckin savages.

    No wonder DD hates your guts. Let the fuckin newbies settle in a little first so they don't escape so easily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746 View Post
    Miami,stayed there last year close to everything 900 a night but that might be out of your price range.

    MIAMI Hotel Bangkok Thailand
    if anyone is recommending this place it must have improved a hell of a lot from the last time i was there.

    utter shitehole - plastic table was melted with cigarettes in numerous places, cigarette burns on the carpets and sheets, damp stains on walls.... stayed one night and that was only because i was straight off the flight and my usual place was full.
    You dont pay them to stay for the night, you pay them to leave in the morning

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