Marmite - Sale of the Century

[Albert Shagnastier]

So I just went to Villa on 33/1 to purchase some marmite. All marmite afficionados will appreciate the pain of parting with 199bt for that tiny bastard 125g jar. The big one (anniversary union jack edition no less) was a killer 360bt. Fuck-it, caution to the wind and all that I grabbed the 250g.

It went through the checkout - girl asked for 156bt instead of 360bt. Needless to say I went straight back and bought another 5 jars.

Get down there now.

[The Fresh Prince]

Thanks for the heads up! I've only got one jar of regular Marmite left after I just finished my limited edition jar of Marmite XO.

[Albert Shagnastier]

No worries bro - community service

[Thetyim]

^
Marmite XO, the connoisseur's choice

[The Fresh Prince]

Marmite XO, the connoisseur's choice

It was a sad morning when I came downstairs after a night on the piss, to see the empty jar sat on the living room table surrounded by a mountain of toast crumbs. I can't even remember finishing it.

[Cujo]

I'm having a 600g jar of the real stuff, VEGEMITE, delivered soon.
Keep your poofy English substitute.

[Thetyim]

^
The more people who prefer Vegemite the better
There isn't enough XO to provide the real men

[The Fresh Prince]

Marmite, invented late 19th Century.

Vegemite, invented 1922.

You can keep you imitation bollox!

[Cujo]

^ What can I say, it needed improving.

[bobo746]

I stay with a friend when i stay in bangkok,i have a jar of vegemite in her fridge and i can guarantee it won't get touched while i'm away

[Albert Shagnastier]

Comparing vegemite to marmite is like comparing african bush weed with high grade hydroponic.

There is no discussion

[Necron99]

Just because it was first does not make it better.
Exorcism,for example, was the original cure for epilepsy.

[Blue water dreaming]

Marmite is filled with added sugar to appease kiddies palates. Vegemite contains no added sugar and that produces tough little bastards who wolf it down knowing it is a health food not a confectionary.

[Thetyim]

^ ^
Good Lord, is Marmite the cause of epilepsy ?

[Albert Shagnastier]

^no, but marmite is certainly a world renowned cure for epilepsy developed due to consuming vegemite.

[VocalNeal]

I see an On Nut beer garden taste test in the offing?

[david44]

Apart from haemmoirhiods any other applications,I thought unlike Promite it was a by product of colonic irrigation

[Jesus Jones]

I'm having a 600g jar of the real stuff, VEGEMITE, delivered soon.
Keep your poofy English substitute.

Must agree, Vegimite is better. Marmite tastes like a yeast producing gash.

[Albert Shagnastier]

Vegemite is iron's gear, watered down coffee coloured poofs condiment.

I've just had three more jars of marmite - not many left now.

[The Fresh Prince]

I see an On Nut beer garden taste test in the offing?

I'd be happy to do a blind taste test in the name of science. As long as someone goes to the shop to buy the Vegemite for me. I don't want the girls at Villa to think I've turned gay.

[Cujo]

Marmite is filled with added sugar to appease kiddies palates. Vegemite contains no added sugar and that produces tough little bastards who wolf it down knowing it is a health food not a confectionary.

And there you have it.
Added sugar.
A must sweetner for the soft pommy palate.

[Cujo]

I see an On Nut beer garden taste test in the offing?

I'd be happy to do a blind taste test in the name of science. As long as someone goes to the shop to buy the Vegemite for me. I don't want the girls at Villa to think I've turned gay.

Don't worry about it, they already know.

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[The Fresh Prince]

Now I've got no idea what most of these stats mean but it looks to me like Marmite is a clear winner.



You get more energy from Marmite and it looks like Vegemite has got no Vitamin B12 in it which is key to normal brain functioning. This explains why the ozzies are even arguing about this with us. Where's your B12 lads?

[Loy Toy]

Comparing vegemite to marmite is like comparing african bush weed with high grade hydroponic.

I couldn't agree more Albert.

Vegemite rules....................