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    ^ nice body, and she looks like she's taken time to make her hair and accessories (always important) look nice, but snogging Les Dawson isn't really my fancy.




    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    Oh well, the little fat sailor I guess.....
    Just out of interest, Davis: what exactly attracted you to her? The cork's out of the bottle now, so you may as well share with us; it'll be a healing process (although the shame will never fully leave you!).
    How do I post these pictures???

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    I'm not playing any more. I am eternally shamed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    Oh well, the little fat sailor I guess.....
    Just out of interest, Davis: what exactly attracted you to her? The cork's out of the bottle now, so you may as well share with us; it'll be a healing process (although the shame will never fully leave you!).
    Yup. Shame, shame, shame. I think davis only one honourable way out. He needs to cut miss sailor out of that picture, and use it as his avatar for the next 5 years......

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    Five years is harsh - how about a month, so that I don't start the Davis Wants to Shag a Fat Sailor Girl megathread! With a poll - the polls always attract a big crowd on TD...

    Here we go again, a quick reminder:



    I'm thinking Mel B's Goth Sister might be the go to.

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    Something about a woman in uniform....It's the way. Support the allied troops!

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    Thread like that would almost guarantee a place in the famous threads sub forum.

    A month? Jeeze. Ill drop to 3 years.

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    ^^Yep, she is a Marine after all, so that and the breast tattoo probably swayed it; understandable.

    ^ the thing is, if we make the punishment too harsh, Davis might just deal with us in the only way he knows how - he may even dress up as Little Fat Sailor Girls in our final moments; we should tread carefully...

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    I'm off to have a cuppa and a wee weep.....

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    The last suit Tax rented in his youth:


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    I'd do the one in pink doggystyle but the head would still have to be double bagged just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    Oh well, the little fat sailor I guess.....
    Just out of interest, Davis: what exactly attracted you to her? The cork's out of the bottle now, so you may as well share with us; it'll be a healing process (although the shame will never fully leave you!).
    Yup. Shame, shame, shame. I think davis only one honourable way out. He needs to cut miss sailor out of that picture, and use it as his avatar for the next 5 years......
    Quite agree but I think 1 year would be enough.
    Last edited by Cujo; 06-03-2016 at 09:19 PM.

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    Heh...You guys are all nuts...I'll choose the theme song from Mash...But then again, I'm in Bangkok, now...

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    Having to penetrate a large, unattractive and facially challenged Northern British woman requires some preparation Davis.

    Rear entry is obviously the best mode of attack but in order to achieve successful docking in the desired orifice, avoiding the unpleasantness usually associated with playing the back nine with women who consume large quantities of fat, you will need assisted guidance.

    An elegant solution might be the liberal application of talcum powder to her nether regions whereupon having rolled the woman onto her stomach you sharply strike her rump inducing a gaseous discharge from the anus, the position of which is immediately identified by a plume of talcum dust. Thus you have your bearings and, hey presto, Bob's your father's brother!

    As your American compatriot, Ogden Nash, so correctly observed " A bit of talcum is always walcum".

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    Appreciate the guidance. I'll file it away.......................far, far away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Having to penetrate a large, unattractive and facially challenged Northern British woman requires some preparation Davis.

    Rear entry is obviously the best mode of attack but in order to achieve successful docking in the desired orifice, avoiding the unpleasantness usually associated with playing the back nine with women who consume large quantities of fat, you will need assisted guidance.

    An elegant solution might be the liberal application of talcum powder to her nether regions whereupon having rolled the woman onto her stomach you sharply strike her rump inducing a gaseous discharge from the anus, the position of which is immediately identified by a plume of talcum dust. Thus you have your bearings and, hey presto, Bob's your father's brother!

    As your American compatriot, Ogden Nash, so correctly observed " A bit of talcum is always walcum".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Five years is harsh - how about a month, so that I don't start the Davis Wants to Shag a Fat Sailor Girl megathread! With a poll - the polls always attract a big crowd on TD...

    Here we go again, a quick reminder:



    I'm thinking Mel B's Goth Sister might be the go to.

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    Is it not better to buy a decent quality one and keep it for other occasions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by moonx View Post
    Is it not better to buy a decent quality one and keep it for other occasions?
    Aspergers anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by moonx View Post
    Is it not better to buy a decent quality one and keep it for other occasions?
    Someone didn't read the thread through did they.

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    Well, nearly 5 years down the line, and the suit is still in fine shape, as am i, as It still fits perfectly, or it did in march when i last wore it.

    Smart is definately the way to go now in the uk, tailored jacket and kecks with a decent shirt and tie, none of this tieless open necked shirt nonsense thats too contrived to be taken seriously. Never mind that its the default choice for newsreaders and the deskbound, Its the fashion equivalent of a ford escort, and marks one out as a follower not a leader.

    Now where can i get a decent corduroy suit made in bangkok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    corduroy
    Needle or elephant?

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    Standard wale of course.

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    Don't forget the stylish leather elbow patches and the obligatory collection of pens in the top pocket.

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    I have long since eschewed suits but when in Blighty and the weather is autumnal or worse, and one needs to dress up a bit, I sport a Tweed jacket, long sleeved Oxford light blue or white shirt (or Tattersall check shirt for a day thing) and a nice pair of dark trousers to match.

    The thing is, with this ensemble one can wear red/green/mustard cords or even light chinos and still cut a dash in most places without seeming over or under dressed. Two pairs of leather boots, brown and black, and a decent pair of Hush Puppies, two ties, muted and plain, navy blue, dark olive with perhaps a red stripe, and perhaps a bright red tie for that raffish moment when one wants to demonstrate a rather more devil-may-care attitude, and one is sorted for anywhere in Blighty except the most formal of occasions.

    Black socks with everything of course.

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    Black socks with everything of course.
    For the englishman who wants to be taken seriously, black socks should never be worn outside the house, they should be consigned to the bottom of the wardrobe, and only taken out and worn during sexual congress.

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