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    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter
    worst place to have a drink in bangkok, stinking, noisy, smelly, doghole
    But the best place to have a fight!


    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    The On Nut beer garden is a place hidden from prying eyes and contains, apparently, all the wonders of Asia, and is impossible to locate. Well, i couldn't find it in 3 hours of fannying around.
    I was nicely pissed after waiting for you for 3 hours!


    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    it's hardly the poshest place in town
    Understatement of the year!

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    Wait til you see what they've done to the stinking toilets there

    They've put a huge bright blue turnstile there, so now you have to go to the guy sat next to it and get three 1 baht coins to insert into the fucker.

    Great fun when there's a queue and you've been holding it in for too long


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    Quote Originally Posted by sabai sabai View Post
    Wait til you see what they've done to the stinking toilets there

    Those toilets at the beer garden have character.













    And huge cockroaches





















    And a terrible smell

























    And no toilet paper

















    Or toilet seats























    And are all squat style toilets

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    Thailand.. it just gets better and better.. While the rest of the World are cluttered up with Greece and a default, protests etc etc...here are all these falang swinging punches in Sukumvit..What I witnessed over numerous years, falang need to chill out. They get in a taxi from "mummies" house after the Divorce, wizz on a plane, and just turn into right naughty people, with anxt, get on a plane and leave the mess they created...
    Thailndand aint a bad space, really, sure can get in trouble, but, from my perspective, what Ive looked at over 30 years, appart from road accidents/runners,
    generally its a shanti place.. Look Sydney Morning Herald.. Shootings , stabbings every day,, Road Rage... Shanti Shanti, go do the market, nice lady sells ya the stuff ya need, cook up a storm, its to Easy...
    The biggest menace to Thailand is these violent falang, racists, Patriotic, sexist types.. Well, ya cannot cull them via Immigration.. What I advocate, for the benefit of all, is to "Out" them...Violence should not be accepted, and should be dealt with swiftly.. Basically, what im saying is, in a nut shell is..
    If your mate comes and brings "extra " baggage, then as a mate to the "cause" of having some Freedom in the world, nicely... Should insist that he goes back home,, immediately... And NO second chances.. Finished.. Tell him to go do it in his Mothers house... And I hope you all agree, because you have met these arseholes. This is the down fall, Not the arsehole, the responsability neglected. Ciao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zipperz View Post
    ...here are all these falang swinging punches in Sukumvit..What I witnessed over numerous years, falang need to chill out.

    You're obviously an old timer expat, given your extensive knowledge

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    You're obviously an old timer expat, given your extensive knowledge
    No he's not.
    He's a very naughty boy.

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    I wish he would press the Enter button instead of that friggin full stop 3 times

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    definately a merkin

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    there is another beer garden up by soi 29
    back track 20 metres on the opposite side.
    they sell food and wine also.
    mossies are a problem though at night-time.

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    Yes a merkin, well, I dont leave "mummies house" after the Divorce, go Thailand with a modicum of wedge, or on "The Sick", to show people my "Extra" baggage,
    to think I am wonderful. Some practictioners havent even been out their own country before, never even owned a P.P, wouldnt know what a visa looks like,
    and yet, with their angst, and a few pints, out comes the fists. Not content to enjoy, wizz out a bit of "footy Club" mentality. " Are you looking at my bird"?
    "Yes Sir, I certainly am, I plugged her last Friday, she needed some cash because her grandma got smashed by the really sick buffalo that got hit by her brothers New Fortuner..Rather sad, but very true. How would you feel?
    Quite personally, myself, I really enjoy listening to the stories.. They are free after all. I hope they girls invent more
    Supa Dupa stories. I think that the "Abducted by "aliens" and genetalia play" should pass most of the twats that send money, level of inteligence.

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    And just for your humble recognition,, when the floods were on in BKK, then out came the Buddhist side of the Thai. The real Thai.
    On Jomtien Beach there were Grannies painted up, ready.
    We have, in our lives faced adversity by natural/economic dilema, but I dont think
    that any of your "grannies" would be getting their knickers down..
    It is a Thai Buddhist predelection, Morally corrupt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy the kid
    they sell food and wine also.
    Sounds a bit posh!



    Quote Originally Posted by zipperz
    Yes a merkin, well, I dont leave "mummies house" after the Divorce, go Thailand with a modicum of wedge, or on "The Sick", to show people my "Extra" baggage, to think I am wonderful. Some practictioners havent even been out their own country before, never even owned a P.P, wouldnt know what a visa looks like, and yet, with their angst, and a few pints, out comes the fists. Not content to enjoy, wizz out a bit of "footy Club" mentality. " Are you looking at my bird"? "Yes Sir, I certainly am, I plugged her last Friday, she needed some cash because her grandma got smashed by the really sick buffalo that got hit by her brothers New Fortuner..Rather sad, but very true. How would you feel? Quite personally, myself, I really enjoy listening to the stories.. They are free after all. I hope they girls invent more Supa Dupa stories. I think that the "Abducted by "aliens" and genetalia play" should pass most of the twats that send money, level of inteligence.
    What has any of this got to do with Onnut beer garden?

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    ^ Dunno, but think I'm starting to understand all his reds

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabai sabai View Post
    ^ Dunno, but think I'm starting to understand all his reds
    Poor guy.
    I threw 'im a green - feeling sorry for the cryptic fuck.

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    ^Should have yellow cards, too...like football...

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    I quite enjoy the Reds, after all 'Bobby Charlton used to get them first, and he was no slouch pinging a Thai Buddhist advocate.

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    Thanx for the green Sabai sabai. Enjoy the cryptic world if it makes you think a little bit more, then we are going forward.

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    Strange how you get used to Thai sanook. Imagine being invited to an Essex car park,add a few gassy beers of formaldehyde and ice to make quaffable,squid on a stick cooked in diesel fumes add a bevvy of slappers,fags and mosquitoes.blaring background tannoy to drown out the traffic paradise.
    I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

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    ^The main differences would be the quality of slappers and the ambient temperature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Well, i couldn't find it in 3 hours of fannying around.
    Good luck in your quest.
    When getting off the skytrain walk out of the station heading towards Bang Na. continue on the elevated walkway and end up at a pedestrian bridge. Turn left away from Tesco/Lotus. Walk down the steps to street level. Walk 25m-ish and turn right into a small path formed by a gap between two food stalls. Voila!
    No one on TD is gay. If suspect, it was probably because of the way they were reared.
    I apologize if any offence was caused. unless it was intended.
    You people, you think I know feck nothing; I tell you: I know feck all
    How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    When getting off the skytrain walk out of the station heading towards Bang Na. continue on the elevated walkway and end up at a pedestrian bridge. Turn left away from Tesco/Lotus. Walk down the steps to street level. Walk 25m-ish and turn right into a small path formed by a gap between two food stalls. Voila!
    A very cunning ploy to send yours truly meandering around On Nut again.
    Well i'm not falling for it this time.
    Next time i want beer in Bangers i'm heading straight to the Pintsman.
    Cheers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    When getting off the skytrain walk out of the station heading towards Bang Na. continue on the elevated walkway and end up at a pedestrian bridge. Turn left away from Tesco/Lotus. Walk down the steps to street level. Walk 25m-ish and turn right into a small path formed by a gap between two food stalls. Voila!
    He's country folk Neil, gets easily confused by modern footpaths.


    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Next time i want beer in Bangers i'm heading straight to the Pintsman.
    Nice one!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    He's country folk Neil, gets easily confused by modern footpaths.
    And trains in the sky.



    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    When getting off the skytrain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chairman Mao
    There's a few Noodle's teeth under one of the tables in there.
    ...and a soiled old sock stuck together with his paltry donation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zipperz
    Thanx for the green Sabai sabai. Enjoy the cryptic world if it makes you think a little bit more, then we are going forward.
    I like to think, but I can't read more than 3 lines

    without a gap. I'm awaiting a response from Kindle

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