Nawty, you are a true Aussie, fair dinkum attitude based on getting on with stuff without complaint.
You put whinging Poms like Terry to shame.
Nawty, you are a true Aussie, fair dinkum attitude based on getting on with stuff without complaint.
You put whinging Poms like Terry to shame.
Oh boy, you are in for a colourful tongue-lashing now!!!Originally Posted by Bobcock
You feeling alright Bobby ?
Your throwing up your imaginary story that you love to see people squirm when there is no reason too ?
I mean whats all that bolliks about, if your kids are OK on a plane foking goody for you.
I'm not referring to you if your kids are OK so keep it in context and read my posts correctly.
Its not very foking hard matey. Geez.
Of course you've never seen it, you have never taken your kids on a plane, so you are hardly qualified to have a clue what I am saying.
Of course kids can be a pain though in all the years of travel under my belt, I've yet to experience it. If I did, my sympathies would be for the parents, who doubtless would be trying to bring the situation under control as best they can.
If you have never had a bad flight then that's great, kids are obviously not as bad as you make out and therefore a seperate cabin isn't necessary. I'll sit where the airline put me, no bother for me.
Really, you know it's imaginary, you've lived through my eyes? What a great response, you keep saying it it'll become true, no, honest it will.Originally Posted by terry57
seeing as you choose to Ant Robertsonize and answer point by point, please show me where I revelled in children causing a scene. You conventiently didn't answer that.
Last edited by Bobcock; 27-01-2009 at 09:39 AM.
^ Isn't that an adjective? Either way, you've made it.
Nope, I love children and respect parents who raise them to respect others, be good mannered and can admit when there children are being Nawty.
Fok, I'm not saying all kids are fok ups, all I'm saying is that they are a total pain in the arse when there twisting off on a foking plane disturbing the punters that are trying to have a nice red wine, a read and a peaceful feed.
I'm offering a solution to the problem by suggesting that families have there own little area up the back and all the families can enjoy each others company which is fair crack I say.
After all is said and done its there choise to raise children so they should be prepared to give way to the majority for the comfort of all.
Anyway Bobby sounds like he is going to shit in his undies so we dont want that to happen do we ?
Next subject.
Why the fuck should we give way for the majority ??
We are the poor bastards stuck with them 24/7....surely you should be able to put up with the possible future leaders of a country for a few short hours ?
A very selfish attitude Terry, you spend your life single and away from the screaming shits and you cannot put up with it for a few hours. how about some empathy for us ??
I like poisoning my neighbours dogs till they die cos I'm a cnut
Ant - Do you want this thread splitting or am I not allowed to read it?
Of course you're allowed to read it, precious.
Splitting? Nah. I thought it was crap to begin with owing to my shite skills with a camera, I'm quite happy that the discussion's evolved into something (relatively) interesting at least. Mind you I do have Twerry on ignore, but I presume he's just dribbling on the same as usual so no harm there I guess.
I feel very sorry for you Nawty but it was your choice to spread your seed and raise kiddies. Fair crack to you as its a massive responsibility and you have my respect, some bastard must do it.
Cant have us single fellas running around having all the fun as every bastard would want to do it.
But NO fuk it matey, I'm EXTREMELY sorry but its your choice to spit out the rug rats so you must give way to the majority, same as democracy matey , the people rule. Its a majority decision not a foking minority gig.
The people have ruled in this case and your up the back with Bobby.
Have a good flight.
Thats fine by me, my kids and Knobsky's.
You see, you will be up the front, we will be down the back having all the fun.
And our raucus behaviour and laughter will be echoing up to the front of the plane, as our mouths are at the front of our heads and the soundwaves travel forward.
Even better, when the plane crashes, the rear of the plane is supposed to be on a percentage average of all crashes, the safest spot.
So both mine and knobsy's kids will be jumping on your body to get outa the plane alive while you sit up front, with ya seatbelt on and ya Ipod melted around your ears, but with a content and happy look on your dead ashen face.
Urr Umm, thanks for that Nawty, I think ?
Hmm, nice direction this thread has taken . . .
We've flown C-Class many times with our kids (when the company was paying for it, plus miles for the family) and it is actually not practical as the seats are either a 1-1-1 or 1-1 or 2-2-2 config and there's no way to raise the armrests . . . not ideal fr young children who need to be carries and cuddled . . . having said that there were always empty seats to place the little ones on after they had fallen asleep.
If you pay then you get what you want.
Having a separate area for young children on plabes can also be self-defeating as there are kids who are quiet and fall asleep easily and then there are those who don't. These children will wake up and get the quiet ones cranky and then all hell breaks loose.
We, as travellers, have to live with the fact that children may be negatively affected by flying and it certainly isn't the parents fault when they try everything to keep the kids quiet . . . in the sense of crying . . . and they are the worst affected by this.
Had a doozy on the way to Manila a few weeks ago, Cebu Pacific flight leaving KL at app. 01.00 and the kids on board were already cranky as it was past their bedtime . . . one little one screamed for three hours staright while the mother was doing her best to keep the kid quiet. Stressed out is not the word for her state.
(Ok, why doesn't my Firefox do spell checking anymore on my new laptop . . . is it because of visio?)
If you book online wth Thai, you are able to checkin, select seats in the 24 hours prior to flight.
If you book thru an agent, make sure he books you an e_ticket, using Amadeus which is Thai's system default, otherwise you cannot checkin online.
Most travel agents worth their socks, will book you your desired seats, if not go elsewhere
First thing I do when arriving at Swampy, is go to Thai office on dep level and book my fave seat for my return trip.
No hassle, girls are so obliging.
Staying for a cupla months or longer, one forgets about things like that.
Last edited by Zpete; 27-01-2009 at 10:44 AM.
Only to be eaten by sharks.Originally Posted by Nawty
Terry's nightmare was telepatheticaly telepathed ? to me last night....
'About 90 fifth-graders piled into the plane I was in, on their way home from a school trip.
Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks, I could hear them pleading with the children to settle down and let the other passengers get some sleep.
No amount of reasoning seemed to help, until I thought of the solution that actually worked.
I picked up the PA mike in the cabin and announced,
"Children, this is the captain speaking. Don't make me stop this airplane and come back there and make you go play outside"
Silence.
Here ya go Terry...
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