Quote Originally Posted by xanax
New Zealand customs at airport?
A much appreciated Kiwi custom is to rub noses whilst fondling each others gonads.

when the uniformed man stops you you should lean forward as if you are going to kiss him and move your nose left and right and at the same time reach forward and grasp his balls firmly and give them a friendly squeeze

he will be very happy that you have gone to such trouble to try and be a new zealander - he may even share his favourite wether stories with you