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    Quote Originally Posted by xanax
    New Zealand customs at airport?
    A much appreciated Kiwi custom is to rub noses whilst fondling each others gonads.

    when the uniformed man stops you you should lean forward as if you are going to kiss him and move your nose left and right and at the same time reach forward and grasp his balls firmly and give them a friendly squeeze

    he will be very happy that you have gone to such trouble to try and be a new zealander - he may even share his favourite wether stories with you

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    Lots of Thai women resident in NZ have the fake designer bags. Customs would know they're fake but if being used just for personal use probably wouldn't be interested.

    I think it's wise to assume if you're coming from Thailand you're potentially a person of interest. The last time I came through from Thailand the Customs officer asked if my bags had ever been searched. I said "yes" and then wisely added "but a long time ago". He said if I hadn't added that bit I'd have been up for another search. Once Customs says OK you're not quite there. A bloody dog might come out of nowhere and give you the once over.

    I need to take a laptop for work on my next trip. I'm dreading that as I'm concerned they'll want to examine it. A friggin' inconvenience. I'm self-employed so I'm not as cautious with it as you would be if it was your employer's computer.

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    thank you for that. 3 years too late..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 39TG View Post
    Lots of Thai women resident in NZ have the fake designer bags. Customs would know they're fake but if being used just for personal use probably wouldn't be interested.

    I think it's wise to assume if you're coming from Thailand you're potentially a person of interest. The last time I came through from Thailand the Customs officer asked if my bags had ever been searched. I said "yes" and then wisely added "but a long time ago". He said if I hadn't added that bit I'd have been up for another search. Once Customs says OK you're not quite there. A bloody dog might come out of nowhere and give you the once over.

    I need to take a laptop for work on my next trip. I'm dreading that as I'm concerned they'll want to examine it. A friggin' inconvenience. I'm self-employed so I'm not as cautious with it as you would be if it was your employer's computer.
    Throw anything potentially sensitive into the cloud, and download later.

    I suppose it's only a matter of time before some bright spark attempts to outlaw clouds, which can be used by criminals to evade data inspection.

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