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Arts & Entertainment "Beauty in art is often nothing but ugliness subdued." The written word, the spoken word, performance art, visual art. What is "Art?" From television advertising to opera, comic books to classic literature, vacation snapshots to the Sistine Chapel Frescoes; we are exposed to art every day. What is art to you?

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Old 02-07-2011, 03:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Grandpa, why....

A simple and fun game for the whole family; simply add your own 'grandpa (or grandma) question.

I'll kick things off:

Q: Grandpa, why do you have a tattoo of a bird?

A: Well, little Johnny, in the 80's and early 90's I was famous for going to clubs and guzzling gallons of spunk from friends/strangers, and I thought it'd be a nice idea to commemorate my achievements with a swallow tattoo on my neck.

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Swallow?
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African or European is the question...



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Q: Grandad, why do Grannys tits look like peg bags?
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^ you've gotta add an answer, and a pic; well, not in this case perhaps...

(Grandpa, why are those two 18 year old girls fondling each other, would need a pic, obviously...)
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A: Fuck off you snotty little oik.

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^ excellent.

Q: Grandpa, why has grandma got three tits?

A: Has she? I thought I'd remembered her having two, but I haven't seen them for years so you'd better ask Withnallstoke.

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Grandpa? Why do you smell of piss?

This nursing home is shit! I've gotta warm the sheets meself.
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^ Excellent stuff, should be there meself before too long.
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Swallow?
Marc Almond?

2 pints, allegedly..
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^ and mixed at that.

"Grandad, why does our Marc dribble when he talks and dribble when he walks?"
"Pull yer pants up, there's a good lad, and get off his knee."
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Grandpa who the fuck is this and why do you keep posting it's picture all over the show?
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^ well, grandson, he is a hero of my close friends Socal and Papillion.

Now, to be fair, this is an awful thread, right for abuse, frankly, I'm surprised I haven't copped more... or should that be ,,, ???
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