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    Grandpa, why....

    A simple and fun game for the whole family; simply add your own 'grandpa (or grandma) question.

    I'll kick things off:

    Q: Grandpa, why do you have a tattoo of a bird?

    A: Well, little Johnny, in the 80's and early 90's I was famous for going to clubs and guzzling gallons of spunk from friends/strangers, and I thought it'd be a nice idea to commemorate my achievements with a swallow tattoo on my neck.

    How do I post these pictures???

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    Swallow?

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    African or European is the question...




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    Q: Grandad, why do Grannys tits look like peg bags?

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    ^ you've gotta add an answer, and a pic; well, not in this case perhaps...

    (Grandpa, why are those two 18 year old girls fondling each other, would need a pic, obviously...)

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    A: Fuck off you snotty little oik.


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    ^ excellent.

    Q: Grandpa, why has grandma got three tits?

    A: Has she? I thought I'd remembered her having two, but I haven't seen them for years so you'd better ask Withnallstoke.


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    Grandpa? Why do you smell of piss?

    This nursing home is shit! I've gotta warm the sheets meself.

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    ^ Excellent stuff, should be there meself before too long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Swallow?
    Marc Almond?

    2 pints, allegedly..

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    ^ and mixed at that.

    "Grandad, why does our Marc dribble when he talks and dribble when he walks?"
    "Pull yer pants up, there's a good lad, and get off his knee."

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    Grandpa who the fuck is this and why do you keep posting it's picture all over the show?

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    ^ well, grandson, he is a hero of my close friends Socal and Papillion.

    Now, to be fair, this is an awful thread, right for abuse, frankly, I'm surprised I haven't copped more... or should that be ,,, ???

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