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Bettyboo · 02-07-2011, 03:10 PM

A simple and fun game for the whole family; simply add your own 'grandpa (or grandma) question.

I'll kick things off:

Q: Grandpa, why do you have a tattoo of a bird?

A: Well, little Johnny, in the 80's and early 90's I was famous for going to clubs and guzzling gallons of spunk from friends/strangers, and I thought it'd be a nice idea to commemorate my achievements with a swallow tattoo on my neck.

withnallstoke · 02-07-2011, 03:40 PM

Swallow?

Bettyboo · 02-07-2011, 08:27 PM

African or European is the question...

YouTube - ‪Airspeed Velocity of a Swallow‬&rlm;

withnallstoke · 02-07-2011, 09:05 PM

Q: Grandad, why do Grannys tits look like peg bags?

Bettyboo · 02-07-2011, 09:07 PM

^ you've gotta add an answer, and a pic; well, not in this case perhaps...

(Grandpa, why are those two 18 year old girls fondling each other, would need a pic, obviously...)

withnallstoke · 02-07-2011, 09:15 PM

A: Fuck off you snotty little oik.

Bettyboo · 02-07-2011, 09:18 PM

^ excellent.

Q: Grandpa, why has grandma got three tits?

A: Has she? I thought I'd remembered her having two, but I haven't seen them for years so you'd better ask Withnallstoke.

somtamslap · 02-07-2011, 09:21 PM

Grandpa? Why do you smell of piss?

This nursing home is shit! I've gotta warm the sheets meself.

Bettyboo · 03-07-2011, 12:09 PM

^ Excellent stuff, should be there meself before too long.

kmart · 04-07-2011, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Swallow?

Marc Almond?

2 pints, allegedly..

withnallstoke · 04-07-2011, 04:08 PM

^ and mixed at that.

"Grandad, why does our Marc dribble when he talks and dribble when he walks?"
"Pull yer pants up, there's a good lad, and get off his knee."

Koojo · 04-07-2011, 04:19 PM

Grandpa who the fuck is this and why do you keep posting it's picture all over the show?

Bettyboo · 05-07-2011, 02:51 PM

^ well, grandson, he is a hero of my close friends Socal and Papillion.

Now, to be fair, this is an awful thread, right for abuse, frankly, I'm surprised I haven't copped more... or should that be ,,, ???

02-07-2011, 03:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bettyboo Member Last Online: 06-06-2013 01:25 PM Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bangkok Posts: 12,211	Grandpa, why.... A simple and fun game for the whole family; simply add your own 'grandpa (or grandma) question. I'll kick things off: Q: Grandpa, why do you have a tattoo of a bird? A: Well, little Johnny, in the 80's and early 90's I was famous for going to clubs and guzzling gallons of spunk from friends/strangers, and I thought it'd be a nice idea to commemorate my achievements with a swallow tattoo on my neck. __________________ How do I post these pictures???

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02-07-2011, 03:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
withnallstoke Wankered on WWJ Last Online: Yesterday 09:54 PM Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Felcher Memorial Home. Posts: 9,147	Swallow?

02-07-2011, 09:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
withnallstoke Wankered on WWJ Last Online: Yesterday 09:54 PM Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Felcher Memorial Home. Posts: 9,147	Q: Grandad, why do Grannys tits look like peg bags?

02-07-2011, 09:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bettyboo Member Last Online: 06-06-2013 01:25 PM Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bangkok Posts: 12,211	^ you've gotta add an answer, and a pic; well, not in this case perhaps... (Grandpa, why are those two 18 year old girls fondling each other, would need a pic, obviously...)

02-07-2011, 09:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
withnallstoke Wankered on WWJ Last Online: Yesterday 09:54 PM Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Felcher Memorial Home. Posts: 9,147	A: Fuck off you snotty little oik.

02-07-2011, 09:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bettyboo Member Last Online: 06-06-2013 01:25 PM Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bangkok Posts: 12,211	^ excellent. Q: Grandpa, why has grandma got three tits? A: Has she? I thought I'd remembered her having two, but I haven't seen them for years so you'd better ask Withnallstoke.

02-07-2011, 09:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
somtamslap splendid and tremendous Last Online: Today 03:48 AM Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 8,500	Grandpa? Why do you smell of piss? This nursing home is shit! I've gotta warm the sheets meself.

03-07-2011, 12:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bettyboo Member Last Online: 06-06-2013 01:25 PM Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bangkok Posts: 12,211	^ Excellent stuff, should be there meself before too long.

04-07-2011, 04:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
withnallstoke Wankered on WWJ Last Online: Yesterday 09:54 PM Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Felcher Memorial Home. Posts: 9,147	^ and mixed at that. "Grandad, why does our Marc dribble when he talks and dribble when he walks?" "Pull yer pants up, there's a good lad, and get off his knee."

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Koojo Thailand Expat Last Online: Yesterday 10:24 PM Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 9,763	Grandpa who the fuck is this and why do you keep posting it's picture all over the show?

05-07-2011, 02:51 PM	#13 (permalink)
Bettyboo Member Last Online: 06-06-2013 01:25 PM Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bangkok Posts: 12,211	^ well, grandson, he is a hero of my close friends Socal and Papillion. Now, to be fair, this is an awful thread, right for abuse, frankly, I'm surprised I haven't copped more... or should that be ,,, ???

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