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    Good old Bert.

    Bert Kampfert.
    He was the leader.


    Try saying that with a straight face.




    But this is the version i remember.





    Zam Beezi.

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    I blame these mouthy bastards for the degeneration of the human race.

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    Zambezi Lyrics

    The Piranhas

    Well if I have a whim,
    I either sink or swim,
    It never really seems to matter either way,
    And if a bill comes in,
    Just throw it in the bin,
    Because I'm sure to get some more another day.

    Zambesi, Zambesi, Zambesi, Zam,
    I'm on me way,
    Zambesi, Zambesi, Zambesi, Zam.

    I ought to face life's complications,
    But I haven't got the inclination,
    And I never learned the hang of facing
    My responsibilities.

    So when the bailiff comes explain to him,
    I haven't got a thing to give to him,
    But if he wants to come round visiting me,
    This is where I'll be:

    Zambesi, Zambesi, Zambesi, Zam,
    I'm on me way,
    Zambesi, Zambesi, Zambesi, Zam.

    Well if my bank should phone,
    Tell them I ain't at home,
    Just say I packed my plastic bag and went away;
    As for the landlord's rent,
    I spent it on a tent,
    So if he's asking questions, you'll know what to say.

    Zambesi, Zambesi, Zambesi, Zam,
    I'm on me way,
    Zambesi, Zambesi, Zambesi, Zam.

    Zambesi, Zambesi, Zambesi, Zam,
    He's on his way,
    Zambesi, Zambesi, Zambesi, Zam.

    Zambesi, Zambesi, Zambesi, Zam,
    To Africa,
    Zambesi, Zambesi, Zambesi, Zam...



    One day, The Shifters will be doing a cover version of this.

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    THE PIRANHAS TOM HARK LYRICS



    Does anybody know how long to World War Three?
    I wanna know, I've gotta book me holidee.
    They want me in the army, but I just can't go,
    I'm far too busy listening to the radio.

    The whole thing's daft, I don't know why,
    You have to laugh, or else you cry,
    You have to live or else you die,
    You have to laugh or else you cry.

    My friends say that we're heading for a grotty time,
    It's just a load of slapstick in a pantomime,
    We're heading for disaster, but I just don't care,
    Shut your eyes and count to ten, you won't be there.

    The whole thing's daft, I don't know why,
    You have to laugh, or else you cry,
    You have to live or else you die,
    You have to laugh or else you cry.




    And this.

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