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    Shifters split.

    Rock Supergroup "The Shifters" have split.


    Despite selling out their forthcoming "Bangkok is full of pooves" tour, the acclaimed monsters of rock legends "The Shifters" have called it a day.

    Our exclusive inside reporter was way to pissed to comment, so we have this quote from a dissapointed bloke.

    "I can't believe me mate gave me his ticket and made me bone his goat".


    "Unbelievable" said Gupta Smith, who had travelled all the way from Milton Keynes on a wing and a prayer.
    "I have been following this band since i was a little kid.
    And now i'm knot".




    This is breaking news.com/shoveitupyourdirtbox

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    Rock legend Sir Woger Walters was beside himself.
    "Why?" he said. They were bwilliant.

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    Exploding Kazoo.

    The bands supplier of fine kazoos made noises, and claimed
    "You hum it, we'll bum it".


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    shouldn't that be Munchers of cock ?

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    Bangkok before the Shifters split.












    And after the split.


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    Elvis Speaks.

    "People should really give "The Shifters" their due."

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    The Shifters have split? How can that be so, and why wasn't I informed???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    The Shifters have split? How can that be so, and why wasn't I informed??



    Rock and roll innit.

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    You'll be hearing from my lawyer!

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    Just met a guy who's willing to do the vocals for a shifters comeback. Apparently your missus sorted out his wardrobe Betts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    You'll be hearing from my lawyer!
    Send your lawyers down this end of the country, fagboy.

    I'll put it on record here and now that we made the kazoos.
    Grew them from very small kazoos we did didn't we?

    And you owe the rest of the band some quids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    The Shifters have split? How can that be so, and why wasn't I informed???



    The truth will dribble out on it's own.
    But basically, in a nutsack, it was all to do with the keyboard player John Bendover (isn't it always?) and his marriage to Emma Ono who, the other feltchers in the band surmised had a bigger cock than the rest of them put together.

    Bound to happen really. It's a long way, to the shop if you wannna sausage roll....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    a shifters comeback

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    the other feltchers in the band
    You rude bastard.

    Do you play the yuke?

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    Members wanted.


    Cant play an instrument other than your own penis?
    Can't pull a wench?
    Shat your Y fronts?
    Wear socks?
    Stutter?
    Ginger hair?
    Mum's stopped your pocket money?




    Apply to join the Shifters.

    The Shifters need you.





    .................because the base player is wank.

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    Me and my two friends would like to audition, please.



    (that's me in the middle)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Me and my two friends would like to audition, please.



    (that's me in the middle)
    That's the first time a TD poster has looked exactly as I expected him to look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post


    Rock legend Sir Woger Walters was beside himself.
    "Why?" he said. They were bwilliant.
    Tells me everything I need to know....
    Sad git.

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    I can play datt.

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    Pooves....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    Pooves....
    No, shifters...

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    Mass.

    Groovin out on life.


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    Elton John.




    Sir Elton John says "The Shifters should back scuttle my bottom".


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