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    Worst movies you have seen

    Blair Witch Project
    Life of Pi

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    Anything with the names of Michael Bay or Jerry Bruckheimer or Rob Cohen or Joseph McGinty Nichol or Uwe Boll attached to them. Utter dross merchants the lot of them.

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    Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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    just watched 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' which was the film equivalent of gouging my eyes out with a rusty spoon.

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    Cosmopolis... Worst movie I've ever attempted to watch. Anyone who has watched it will surely say it is the worst thing to ever be produced. Worse than Texas chainsaw by far,, sex in the city is better than Cosmopolis... Yes it's that foking bad.

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    Pointless thread. These lists only highlight personal biases or obscure failures that nobody ever bothered to watch anyway.

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    ^ Pointless post as it only highlights your personal bias.

    I'll go with The Adventures of Wandering Bob.
    It left all sorts of hanging questions, the props guy didn't even try and the closing scenes were just terrible and confusing.

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    splendid and tremendous
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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    The Adventures of Wandering Bob.
    Hurrumph!

    Best movie of 2013 so far. Sort of Usual Suspects meets Pulp Fiction.

    The intricacies of the plot merits at least 5 viewings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waradmiral
    Blair Witch Project
    Life of Pi
    Enjoyed both of them.

    Blair Witch Two was cack though.

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    Hmm. Heavens Gate, Battlefield Earth and tops for me that complete Lynch abortion - Dune.

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    The Bodyguard, worst acting by a leading man ever, Kevin Costner.

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    samual Jackson I was enjoying that movie Jango the other day until he turned up 1/2 way through the move and managed to fuck it all up.
    Anything he plays in is shit

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    I watched the start of Twilight - if the rest was anything like the first quarter of an hour, that would have to be one of the worst films in quite some time. Bridesmaids and Easy A are also up there (neither are my fault - a happy marriage involves compromise). But I think the most punch-yourself-in-face-and-set-your-ears-on-fire fury-inducing wankfest that I can remember seeing was Juno. Fuck. Just thinking about it now is starting to wind me up.

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    Two more: Sideways and The Kids Are All Right. Anybody involved in either should be summarily shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brisie View Post
    samual Jackson I was enjoying that movie Jango the other day until he turned up 1/2 way through the move and managed to fuck it all up.
    Anything he plays in is shit


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    Any film starring Steven Seagal.

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    Piranha Part Two: The Spawning.

    A scuba diving instructor, her biochemist boyfriend, and her police chief ex-husband try to link a series of bizarre deaths to a mutant strain of piranha fish whose lair is a sunken freighter ship off a Caribbean island resort.



    So dreadful it actually becomes comical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brisie View Post
    samual Jackson I was enjoying that movie Jango the other day until he turned up 1/2 way through the move and managed to fuck it all up.
    Anything he plays in is shit
    No.... Samuel L Jackson is fantastic.

    The bit where Quentin tries to talk with an Australian accent was the only thing that sucked in the whole movie. Everything else was great.

    He did redeem himself though by blowing the shit out those fellows with dynamite!!

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    More often than not....such B-types become cult classics with a reputed following.
    Therefore, softening the the nauseous critique.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nokturnal View Post
    Cosmopolis... Worst movie I've ever attempted to watch. Anyone who has watched it will surely say it is the worst thing to ever be produced. Worse than Texas chainsaw by far,, sex in the city is better than Cosmopolis... Yes it's that foking bad.
    3/10 wasn't as bad as the 2 i listed

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by waradmiral
    Blair Witch Project
    Life of Pi
    Enjoyed both of them.

    Blair Witch Two was cack though.
    so u like a shaking camera and a totally boring fake movie. i couldnt believe how dull life of pi was given the good reviews. awful movie. even the tiger scenes were total crap

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    anything by Ed Wood.
    or with Adam Sandler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Any film starring Steven Seagal.
    You don't like unintentional humour?

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    Transexual Granny Gangbang Vol 4

    Not as good as the first three

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    The Story of N. O's mum gets down and dirty. 1/10

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camel Toe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Any film starring Steven Seagal.
    You don't like unintentional humour?
    Love his wig. The violence that Seagal dishes out is all his own style though. Repeated punches and wince-inducing kicks (sometimes in combinations) to other guy's balls in particular should disqualify this guy from making "bloke movies" intended for male audiences. Just not the done thing, imo. -Even if they are drug dealers or environmental terrorists.
    The rest of the film is spent cringing in embarrassment for the fat bastard. Think I'd rather hold screwdrivers in front of my eyes and go full-pelt at a fucking wall than watch another of his straight-to-dvd masterpieces.

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