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    Gohills flip-flops wearer
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    Dunner knock eet.

    Ah so.
    The ducks are sitting and I making my list now,
    Lads stagger in and they're all fucking pissed,
    The fucking drunk bastards can't take their beer,
    Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea.
    Sea food special with extra crab,
    Two pancake with a penis scab,
    See you tomorrow and we have chick pie,
    We have dog and I think he about to die...
    Cut your nail into prawn cracker,
    Add black bit from around my knaccars,
    Call me Chinky, little yellow git,
    You'll be on the bog for a week.
    'Cos you want to know what's in my wok,
    Pubic lice from around my cock,
    Egg foo young and crispy noodle,
    No I haven't seen your poodle....
    You want to try my sweet and sour chicken,
    I give you free bag to be sick in.
    Call me slanty, you're very very nasty,
    I fart on chips and piss on pastie.
    Chinky [at][at][at][at]? Ha, very very funny,
    Jumbo sausage, chips and curry,
    Gordon smile and take the money,
    Excellant laddy, my arse is runny.




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    splendid and tremendous
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    Took bint down Bear's at a quarter eight...

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    Gohills flip-flops wearer
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    Live in Scotchland.

    "Shut the fuck up you ginger haired penny pinching caber tossing skirt wearing fucking jock twats"


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    En route
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    Bunch of fucking poofters the lot.

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