Id been neglecting some of my other threads, so I did a little on here tonight.
I received this in an e-mail earlier today.
Pikey Mansion.
Good sense of humour.
These as well:-
Hard to take in is this.

Take note of the sling.
That's never the Fire Brigade.
I bet that hurt.
Then again, I think it's a cock up.
A not so cleverly gerrymandered stunt I'm thinking.
Bum rap 4 September 2008
This alleged thief had to be rushed to hospital last night after being impaled on a fence.
The incident took place at the East London museum.
The suspect is alleged to have broken down the back door to the museum. The alarm went off, giving him a fright, and he ran away.
He climbed a tree and then attempted to jump over the fence. However, he lost his footing and was impaled by one of the spikes on the fence.
The man was discovered by a tow truck driver who heard his high pitched screaming and crying.
The man was taken to a major London Hospital and it is understood that he is due to undergo surgery.
They're just arsing about.