It was so you wouldn't get confused as to where the pasta was. I care for my readers.Originally Posted by panama hat
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It was so you wouldn't get confused as to where the pasta was. I care for my readers.Originally Posted by panama hat
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No offence JJ, but if the fish smell of that stuff at 2am in the morning cooking after a few beers didn't make me barf, the acid in the tomatoes would.
What happened to good old bacon sandwiches? Green for your efforts though, would make a good lunch dish.
Try it it's good. The sugar reduces tha acidity of the toms. In the end it's just a big plate of tomatoey, chilli,cheesy, fishy, garlicy, pasta stuff. I liked it. As, more importantly did Jet.Originally Posted by momo8
Oh yes, Joy likes it too.![]()
JJ...but I have to question you on a rule point...is this a snack (10 minutes or less to make) or a meal?
In my opinion, if you boil water in something other then a kettle, then its more indicative of a meal, rather than a snack.
Great pictoral thread though!
Thanks for that.
Given that I'm a greedy bstard my snacks tend to take on abnormally exaggerated dimensions.Originally Posted by CSFFan
Also, if I call it a snack I don't feel so bad about the plentiful repast I'd consumed earlier in the evening.![]()

Sorry, JJ, don't like fishy pasta sauces. Bet Jet loved it, though!!!
Best & easiest drunken pasta meal - spaghetti with olive oil, garlic & chilli (preferably dried). Gotta be careful if really pissed not to slice your fingers with the garlic, though.![]()
Aglio, olio e peperoncino. Lovely grub. I like it with a mob of cheese chucked on it, but I like cheese.Originally Posted by November Rain
Yup. good stuff.

I had a great BLT from an authentic american style diner here in Majorca last night after a skinfull of vodka tonics. Fantastic.
Unfortunately there's a bit of a shortage of American Diners out here. Can't imagine why.

Build one! I'll come 10 B burgers!
Believe it or not I did, have done. Got all the kit, freezer, tables chairs etc etc. Plus loads of burgers, bacon, decent bread etc etc.Originally Posted by Bung
Shock horror...................no customers. Just about eaten the lot now....![]()

Oh....Thats a shame. At least you had a good supply for a while. Did you gain much weight?
Fckn loads. I'd also stocked up on beer etc. It was great, burp......Originally Posted by Bung
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Saw this method of cooking pasta on a TV cooking show, and I've used it ever since:
Bring water to a boil, add your pasta to the boiling water, stir it a bit, then turn the heat completly off.
Cover and let it sit for 8 minutes if you want al dente, longer of course if you like your noodles softer.
I usually stir around the 4 minute mark to prevent sticking. Never add salt or oil, no problem.
No fuss, no muss.
I am afraid that I am not as creative as JJ and if I did try to cook when I was pissed it could be disastrous. Restrict myself to turning on micro-wave ovens and opening tablet packaging!
This is what I normally have and when I arrive home pissed and hungry.
1. FOUR N TWENTY PIE: Gotta be one of the best in the world.
2. " " Sausage roll: Fcukin lubly.
3. 7 Omega 3 tablets: Great for you and fart like hell in the morning
4. 2 Panadol for the head.
5. Litres and litres of water.
Works for me and I don't hurt myself or burn the kitchen down in the process.
Notice I left the price tag of the pie on for JJ to see.
107 Baht for a fcukin pie!![]()
I know mate "highway robbery" and don't tell me again I am only trying to show off.
I know, I know, you could probably feed your whole village for that money and for a month.![]()
Na, got to bed.Originally Posted by Loy Toy
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^ Thanks matebut that the dinner I'm having tonight "hiccup".
Then nighty might zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

No tuna or tomato tins in the house....fork
Big mistake.... always have tuna and tomatoes and a wife/girl to make food. Golden rule of professional inebriation.Originally Posted by spiff
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Wife/girl to make food?
No thanks, I don't want a pile of rice with rotting fish sauce and raw chilli.
So you make your own delicious snack yourself.! See instructions above.Originally Posted by spiff
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That's what I'm eating now. Its not so bad, bit of heart burn from the chilis thoughOriginally Posted by spiff
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Baked potatoes with a tuna/mayo/schallot filling. MMMMMMMMMOriginally Posted by Timber
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