| After the convention, Sarah Palin arrived back in Alaska and was being driven in a chauffeured limo. When the car hits a cow that has escaped from a local farm.” Go and check to see if the animal is dead”. The chauffeur returns with the bad news "Yes" he replies. "Right you hit it you go and tell the farmer." Five hours later he returns, blind drunk and with a silly grin on his face. "What happened to you?", she asked.” When I got there the farmer opened his finest malt whisky, his wife gave me a traditional Sunday dinner and the 21 year old daughter showed me the hay loft.” ” Why, what did you tell them?" "I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them I am Sarah Palin’s chauffeur and I have killed the cow". |