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    Things you don't need to put in the fridge

    I have cost count of the maids and cleaners I have fired after searching everywhere for my sliced wholemeal bread and finding it hard and cold in the fridge.

    Bread does not belong in the fridge, neither do eggs, carrots or ginger and countless other food items that obsessive fuckwits on both sides of the globe fail and fail again to realize.
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    I am firm in my - eggs go in the fridge - beliefs.

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    In this climate eggs & bread go in the fridge. In fact, I put all perishable goods in there as well as some tinned stuff if there's room.

    Oh yes, and tea bags too.


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    why the tinned stuff?

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    ^ Tomato juice for the Bloody Marys.

    I put my ground coffee in the fridge, the Absolut and my angora sweater in the freezer.

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    I didn't have much shelf space at my last place, so I put them in the fridge.

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    understood.

    i must admit i would also put carrots in the fridge. i am not really firm about it but i would want to try to keep them chilled.

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    yep, most things go in the fridge, bread and eggs included,

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    I freeze all my English bread bought from The Mall in Korat. Snap off a couple of slices, as I need them, and once defrosted they're as good as fresh. Surely lowering the temperature ensures longer lasting. Or was I taught wrong at skool ?

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    Bread, no. Eggs, no. Carrots, yes. Banana's, yes but I know they dont have to. Biscuits, yes. Tea and Coffee will now go in the fridge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun
    Surely lowering the temperature ensures longer lasting.
    It does. Scampy thinks food should be mouldy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvbot
    Banana's, yes
    Bananas go black & soft in a fridge.

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    Breast milk should go in the fridge too.

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    In the package?

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    After decanting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by melvbot
    Banana's, yes
    Bananas go black & soft in a fridge.
    Bananas dont last long enough in my gaff to go black. Ive got 2 kids, the wife and me as well.

    Jeffrey Dahmer had lots of things you dont need to put in a fridge in his fridge, things like heads and penises.
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    scamp -- where do you keep your penis extenders? fridge, room temperature or in the cigar humidifier?

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    Scamp, did you give the maids and cleaners a good long stiff talking to before you fired them?
    and those know nothing fridge maker's have even put egg racks in my fridges.

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    Problem with bread in the fridge is that staling is accelerated below 14 Deg, in colder climates industrial bakeries heat their bread dispatch rooms to keep them above 14 DegC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by momo8
    I put my ground coffee in the fridge
    yes - I like my women like my coffee.

    ground up and in the freezer

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    I have cost count of the maids and cleaners I have fired
    Just how many maids have you hired..... to clean a shipping container?

    Quote Originally Posted by momo8
    I put my ground coffee in the fridge,
    Freezer darling.

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    my angora sweater

    euw!

    I hope it wasnt sweaty...

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    My fridges are ant proof. Cupboards aren't.

    Almost everything goes in the fridge.

    My wife is Thai, so you can find her surplus perfume stock and swimsuit in the fridge too. Don't ask.

    Aside from Peter's post that suggests bread goes stale more quickly, why not load all food items in there if you have room? I found a great place that sells French bread in Nong Khai Muang. We go once a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat
    surplus perfume stock
    not so silly perfume can go bad in the heat...

    I've kept mine in their before too.....

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    I agree that coffee should go in the freezer, and I am neutral on the bananas in the fridge idea, actually cold bananas would be quite nice - but certainly nothing tinned.

    Basically, what I said in my OP is correct and anyboy that disagrees with me is either wrong, misinformed, or a retarded chimpanzee living in Jakarta.

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    How about a jar/bottle of honey?
    It certainly doesn't require chilling. You gonna leave it out on the counter overnight?

    Unless you scrub the rim (easy on, mate) or lick it clean (where is this going?) you'll wish it was in the fridge in the morning.

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