Thread: Aboriginal style sex

An Aboriginal picks up a hooker.

"How much do you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

He says "Do you do Aboriginal style?"

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do it Aboriginal style"

"No", she says, not knowing what Aboriginal style is.

"I pay you $300"

"No", she says.

"I pay you $400"

"No", she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Aboriginal style.”

She thinks,
"Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Aboriginal Style be?''.

So she agrees and has sex with him.

They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,

"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Aboriginal style'?"

The Aboriginal replies "You send da bill to da Gub'ment".

You're getting them from here Are Aussies Really So Bad? - Thailand Forum great read after three years and still going strong. Go Aussies.

Nah...got it from an Aussie miner working in Laos.

Talking about miners.... what is the difference between Michael Jackson and Arthur Scargill?

Arthur Scargill hasn't seen a miner's helmet in over 20 years.

Originally Posted by momo8

great read after three years and still going strong. Go Aussies.

So, did you send the bill to the Gub'ment?

Very similar joke
A man asks a prostitute "how much ?". She replies $100.
Not having enough money the man says "do you do American Express ?". To which she replied "for $100 you can go as fast as you want".

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

Nah...got it from an Aussie miner working in Laos.

Talking about miners.... what is the difference between Michael Jackson and Arthur Scargill?

Arthur Scargill hasn't seen a miner's helmet in over 20 years.

Oh dear Michael....your never gonna live this down

This whore says --"give me 9 inches and make me bleed". So I pumped her 3 times and smacked her in the mouth.

What's the difference between an Abo and dog shit?

Even dog shit turns white after a while.

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

The Aboriginal replies "You send da bill to da Gub'ment".

Typical Nigger.