| Fok this evening was embarrassing, off I went to 7/11 in Jomtien, smokey pork bite hot dog at 12baht sounded a good deal, wanted a chicken one as well, sadly no chicken though, so she offers me 3 pork ones for 30baht, now these hotdogs are okay for a snack, but who the fok in their right mind would eat 3 of them, she then offers me 2 for 20baht with as much salad as I can cram down my neck for free, hell I went for that, trouble is Thais don't eat mustard, got the ketchup on my dogs, bit of mayo, but the mustard wouldn't come out, decided to have a look at the squeezy bottle to see how to open it or turn it on, saw that the end was blocked with congealed gunk, squeezed it a bit harder, and harder, and harder then the foking stuff shot out and foking went everywhere, foking on their poxy ceiling and bloody every where, even got the poxy stuff in my hair............
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