Thread: self exam to see if maybe you are gay.

There is one thing, that I am very sure about my life. Is that I am not Gay.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

gay scrawny old men would be what I was into

Whatever floats your boat.

Originally Posted by blackgang

self exam to see if maybe you are gay.

here you go BG, here's how it is done....

Prostate Self Exam





It is possible for a man to carry out a prostate self exam or for this examination to be carried out by a partner. The prostate gland is about the size of a walnut and lies at the base of the bladder so that it can be felt with the tip of a finger inserted into the rectum. A normal prostate gland should be similar in texture and feel to that of rubbing your thumb against your finger tips. If, however, you find that the texture and feel are similar to that of rubbing your finger tip over a clenched knuckle then you should consult your doctor.

The prostate self exam takes a bit of practice and you might be surprised by just how deep you have to reach in order to find the prostate. You should however experiment with different positions until you find what works best for you. For example, some men find that the prostate self exam is easiest when performed in the shower while others prefer to carry it out while lying on their back.

In most cases men find that touching the prostate gland is quite stimulating and it is thus easy to know when they have found the right spot. One word of warning though - be gentle so as not to cause damage to this area of the body and do not attempt this without well trimmed fingernails!

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

gay scrawny old men would be what I was into

Whatever floats your boat.

Wow you selectively quoted my post to make it appear like I said something I didn't! Oooh, you evil little genius you.

^ and here i was thinking that you'd made some insightful reply to my hard earned research on self exams for BG...

^^^good test Willy

probably gay if your mate offers to do it for you in the changing rooms

definitely gay if you enjoy it

Originally Posted by Looper

probably gay if your mate offers to do it for you in the changing rooms

so a mate offering to do it in the lounge room or office would be ok?

I think the highlighted section said almost all men enjoy it.....

*not that i would know, not having tried it and all*

Originally Posted by kingwilly

^ and here i was thinking that you'd made some insightful reply to my hard earned research on self exams for BG...

Sorry, I was left mentally exhausted after dealing with Tuddy's fiendishly witty post. I got 'nuttin!

Originally Posted by kingwilly

so a mate offering to do it in the lounge room or office would be ok?

maybe still a bit suspect

Originally Posted by kingwilly

the highlighted section said almost all men enjoy it

but if you enjoy your mate doing it I meant.

Originally Posted by Looper

Quote: Originally Posted by kingwilly the highlighted section said almost all men enjoy it but if you enjoy your mate doing it I meant.

oh i see.

thank god.

Originally Posted by Pnow

Guys know what guys want and like.

my wifes poofter mate keeps telling me this, but he don,t ride bikes ..so fuck knows what he,s on about

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by chitown

Where I can I find real regular Coffee in the can in Thailand??

You mean tasteless Merkin shite? Maxwell House?! WTF?!?

Nowhere hopefully.

I can't help you there ya' tea sipper!

I make my coffee quite strong!!

No weak Nescafe for me!

Seeing as your straight guy described in OP is basically Al Bundy, I've decided to forego sex & go for the gay guy every time.

Nothing wrong with Al Bundy!

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by blackgang

If you know more than six names of non standard colors

Damn! I knew going to school and studying art wasn't right.

Originally Posted by blackgang

If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you’re dying to tune a meat whistle.

I think growing up in Europe makes you exempt. We have roads with corners so therefore learn to drive properly.

Otherwise, I did ok.

what, OK for a gay?

Wonder how Butterfly did on this test?

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Wonder how Butterfly did on this test?

I think he arsed it in, with no problems

Originally Posted by November Rain

Seeing as your straight guy described in OP is basically Al Bundy, I've decided to forego sex & go for the gay guy every time.

You're a fag hag?