Thread: BumBleeder

Not from sex...cos I ain't like that.

But from too frequent use of the bum gun.

Why would the bum gun make your bot bot bleed ?

Well, I dunno, why ? I use the bum gun every time for the last near 10 years, even in Oz I had one installed...icy cold butt.

Only ever use paper in emergancy and this maybe twice a year.

2 days ago I had such an emergancy and after a couple of wipes with the paper my bot bot started to bleed a little bit...just a spot...but why so delicate ? what would happen to me if I had to go to jail ?

Too much talking I'd say.

nawty whimpers softly of a bleeding bum and bobcock pipes up.

teakdoor. gotta love it.

mate go to a quack and get it checked asap

You may have a small fissure but best get it checked. Fissures are normal and will heal. I hope that reasures you.

mild piles ??????

Bright red blood sometimes is hemmroids.

You were probably a bit vigorous with the paper. If it's bright red and slight not to worry. If there's a lot or it's dark/black off to the Docs straightaway please.

Originally Posted by nedwalk

mate go to a quack and get it checked asap

You really should don't delay

doctors m8, never had the bum gun causing this before.......

even thoe i just recently got into using one

could be your diet

you choking down any foot longs lately

maybye he used sandpaper

If the blood is red and only a spot then it shouldn't be too serious. When you pass dark blood or black stools then that is more sinister.

Get down the docs and expect a finger up your bum. Book one of those cute little lady doctors with the nicest smile, shortest shirt and the smallest index fingers.

You can get your prostrate checked at the same time. Kills two birds with one stone.

Piles I suspect or a small tear which heals naturally and in a few days.

Good luck mate.

Naaah problems... just use some of this stuff

ShitBegone Toilet Paper

could be cancer

buy some supersoft toilet paper. ease off the bum gun habit. Still bleeds. See Doctor and show him/her your delicate crack. remember to wipe before display.

Did this happen after a night on the beer?

Glou! Lle mae'r ty bach?

I've had similar after a heavy session. But this was in Wales.

Turn the pressure down on your bum gun.

Does the nozzle look like this by chance ... ?

^
likely the problem

Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun

You may have a small fissure but best get it checked. Fissures are normal and will heal. I hope that reasures you.

Ouch! had one of those. Get plenty of fibre in your diet and it should clear up fairly quickly. Have stuff like All Bran for breakfast & plenty of fruit and water, drop the spicy food for a while as well.

Just don't get an infection as it will feel like you are poo-ing broken glass!

It is not any of the diagnosed problems listed here.

It is simply from the paper, paper cuts maybe, but when you have not used it for years and years and then you only use it once or twice a year, it seems to make your bot bot very soft and tender and open to abuse.

If I was gay, I bet they would find it soft and smooth as silk.

Anyway no more bleeding since.

paper cuts on your ring ole, try useing the paper horizontal rather than vertical, you will be amazed how much better it will work