from the pattayghost blog I went and read this
One Night In Pattaya « Werewolf’s Lair Quote:
I became aware of an American gentlemen sitting slightly too close to me. He was an older chap, and a little the worse for wear. He sidled closer to me, and whispered in my ear:
“That’s my girlfriend.”
I looked at the writhing naked girl in front of me, whose clitoris I had been absent-mindedly teasing.
“Is she?”
“Oh yes - she loves doing the shows, which is fine, I know she’d never cheat on me.”
“Right. What?”
“She wouldn’t let another guy near her.”
Wordlessly, I removed the vibrator from the young lady, passed it to my new friend (handle first - manners maketh man), and moved on.
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first time I have used that smilie