Thread: What the F*** is goin on in the UK

keep my head down (attention drawn to you is rarely a good thing!)[/QUOTE]
The local council are well pissed with me and the attention i got was not good, but i have got them to change a policy concerning housing.
I am not scared of the big boys in power i saw more shit in the early 80's than they can give me now

Time for a revolution.

You start it LH.

JB can be campaign co-ordinator.

I'll make petrol bombs.

^ ok mate cool

Need any old git shit stirrers? We oldies are a pain in the arse at times

You can be a suicide bomber, Prop - our martyr

We should storm Parliment & chain ourselves to Boris.

Originally Posted by Propagator

Need any old git shit stirrers? We oldies are a pain in the arse at times

All help appriciated props

Originally Posted by Shitman

You can be a suicide bomber, Prop.

nice delegation!

Originally Posted by Shitman

You can be a suicide bomber, Prop.

I aint ready to kick the bucket yet

^ nah props don't worry iv'e got water and flower bombs

Originally Posted by Lady Hawk

flower bombs

They aint going to hurt much.

Originally Posted by astasinim

Originally Posted by Texpat

Maybe they wouldn't be so heavy if they were collected more than twice a month.

Even in my little Thai baan here, they collect every Monday.

I won't expound further as it would be regarded as chest beating and braggidocio. Forbidden it seems.

Fill yer boots Tex. If your right your right. This country is fast becoming a toilet. Its a very sad situation to be in.

Nope, got a bit of decorum within me. I'm not angry, I'm not oppressed and I don't generally speak ill of others for sport.

Originally Posted by Shitman

We should storm Parliment

Or blow it up perhaps?

Originally Posted by Propagator

Originally Posted by Lady Hawk flower bombs They aint going to hurt much.

OOPS that was supposed to be flour bombs

If you need someone with a German accent to make threatening phone-calls, let me know guys.

Woman, 82, accused of Asbo breach


Dorothy Evans pictured at a previous hearing



An 82-year-old woman has appeared at Cardiff Crown Court accused of breaching her Anti-social Behaviour Order (Asbo).
The case against Dorothy Evans, of Park Crescent, Abergavenny, Monmouthshire, was adjourned. Mrs Evans is charged with using threatening words towards her next-door neighbour. The case was adjourned until May and she was granted conditional bail at the hearing.

using threatening words

is using threatening words a criminal offence? at 82 what the hell is she going to do shout out at someone and say stop looking at me or i will die

Originally Posted by Shitman

I'll make petrol bombs.

That idea's shit. Petrol far too expensive...

Originally Posted by bkkandrew

Originally Posted by Shitman

I'll make petrol bombs.

That idea's shit. Petrol far too expensive...

Aint none left, its all been bought up by panic buyers.

BBC NEWS | Politics | Plea to avoid petrol panic buying

No 10 also warned that panic buying of petrol could lead to shortages and was not necessary as the industry believed there were sufficient stocks.
"Increasing demand could potentially cause problems for those who need fuel," the spokeswoman said.

"I cannot guarantee that every garage forecourt will have petrol at that precise moment. I hope the vast majority of people are sensible about this.
"They might have to be patient. People will have to be sensible and rational.
"There are short term stock outs occurring at some filling stations in Scotland, but the petrol industry is confident that they can continue to resupply from stocks and imports

It gets worse. Woman fined £75 because her 4 year old daughter dropped a morsal of sausage roll she was eating , the said morsal was carried away by bird before she could pick it up herself,beggers belief.

Who's running the U.K. now? Mussolini? Stalin?

You're going to have to bear with me on this one, because I didn't believe it at first, either.

It's a story from the Blackpool Gazette.

Part 1

Police in Fleetwood are appealing for help in their search for a missing five-month-old rottweiler called Asbo (as in Anti-Social Behavior Order).

The dog belongs to Karen Minto, a 22-year-old mother of three children who glory in the names Angel Louise, Morgan Lee and Gypsi Rose. She is pictured with the children and her partner, Steve, along with their other dog, an alsatian-cross called Hendrix (as in Jimi) who is reported to be pining for Asbo.

Nevertheless, the Blackpool Plod are taking the puppy's disappearance very seriously. DC Scott Hoyle said: "We are appealing to the public to keep their eyes open. "He has an eye condition which makes him slightly cross-eyed, so he should be easy to recognise. Anybody who knows about this crime should call Fleetwood police or Crimestoppers."

Presumably, the bold detective Hoyle managed to read this out with a straight face.

So if you spot a cross-eyed rottweiler, answering to the name of Asbo: Who you gonna call? Crimestoppers!

What amazes me is that this story was reported without comment as if it were nothing unusual. The frightening thing is that it isn't unusual. Incidentally, Karen Minto is pregnant again. Another baby will no doubt help her come to terms with the loss of Asbo.

She'll probably call this one Giro.

Part 2

Police are winding up their search for five-month-old Asbo, who was reported stolen in a burglary last week.

It would now appear that what actually happened was that when Asbo's owner Karen Minto went out to the pub, she left the dog flap open and he wandered off on his own. Karen made up the burglary story because she didn't want to have to tell her partner, Steve, the truth.

Asbo has been downgraded from kidnapped to missing dog

While scouring the Blackpool Gazette for the latest news on Asbo, the cross-eyed rottweiler, I stumbled across a story about hopscotch being banned in Fleetwood for "safety" reasons.

In a valiant effort to put herself in the running for a Here We Go Looby Loo Award, Ruth Hunter, who describes herself as a "Streetscene Manager", said: "The hopscotch grid took up the width of a narrow strip of pavement very close to shops and there was an important safety issue with children playing on the grid, particularly for people walking on the pavement, who would have to step into the very busy road to avoid them."

Where do they find these people?

"Streetscene Manager" - where do you apply for such jobs?

In the Guardian.