^True, HB.
OK, if Sen Bambi gets in, which church will he attend?
Churches in Washington, DC 
Alexander Memorial Baptist Church Washington, DC--Historic African American Baptist Church located in Georgetown. WIth Vibrant Ministries, Alexander Memoribal Invites you to visit and be Blessed. VIBRANT, SOUNDS GOOD.
All Souls Church, Unitarian Washington, DC--An historic liberal church with a diverse congregation dedicated to social justice in the heart of Washington, DC. SOCIAL JUSTICE SOUNDS GOOD, TOO
Bet Mishpachah Washington, DC--the gay and lesbian synagogue of Washington, D.C., serving the gay and lesbian Jewish community in the nation's capital since 1975 -- MAYBE NOT THIS ONE
Christ Church of Washington Washington, DC--Christ Church is an international, multicultural, multigenerational congregation of Christians united by the love of God. IT'S MULTICULTURAL...
Founding Church of Scientology Washington, DC--Scientology offers religious counseling that enables one to gain a profound understanding of one’s own spiritual nature and relationship to God. MAYBE NOT THIS ONE EITHER.
Higher Praise Outreach Ministries, Int'l Washington, DC--A little church with a BIG heart. Anointed Apostle Pete McKinnis, Pastor & Founder of HPOMI. Holy Ghost-Filled, Word Empowered, Faith Structured. HOLY-GHOST FILLED. COOL.
Hughes Memorial UMC Washington, DC--Hughes Memorial UMC: Where we are in REVIVAL until further notice! Family atmosphere, great music ministries, the Spirit of God is in this place! THIS SOUNDS LIKE TRINITY.
Pleasant Lane Baptist Church Washington, DC--The only church built by freed slaves located in historic Capitol Hill, Wash., DC. Come and worship with us! BING BING BING. SOUNDING REAL GOOD.
Unity Baptist Church Washington, DC--Washington, DC. An African American Church located on Capitol Hill. We are edified, unified and multiplied. WTF DOES THAT MEAN?
Washington International Church Washington, DC--An evangelical Christian church for international people in the D.C. area. BAMBI IS INTERNATIONAL