The missus is petrified, im scared in case it bites too
How do i get it out?
HELP
The missus is petrified, im scared in case it bites too
How do i get it out?
HELP
^Pussy. Put it on a lead and feed it mosquitos.
Call Thaimeme.
He'll have that caught, cooked in a tom jued and wolfed down in no time!
That's not a gekko.
Just sweep it out with a broom.
^ hes gone into hiding
Big feller. Definitely not a house gekko. Some kind of field lizard. Get some sticky paper for catching mice.
What is it then?Originally Posted by misskit
Its too big for a jingjok
Watch out Dill! It can grow!
It's some kind of garden lizard. It doesn't have sticky gekko feet and can't run up the wall.
just becareful of that tail - it has a stinger in it
He wont be growing too big.
Hes under the bed now. Hope he doesnt touch mess with my sock
Don't worry it'll leave if there's not enough food. No problem if it can't climb on the wall or ceiling.
I once had a gekko on the ceiling that shit in my eye while i was leaning back in the recliner watching TV. Looking on the good side, at least my mouth wasn't open.
Hes gone
Had to get the bazookas out
The worrying bit is i cant see how it got in here. Lucky it werent a snake.
Oh horror there may also be a mosquito in your living roomOriginally Posted by Dillinger
Soft coont!
It could have ate my daughter that, insensitive fukkers
You should have got Antrobertson over to talk the fucking thing to death.
Or tomcat, he might want to felch with the fucker though.
Looking back now it looks more monitor lizard than gekko
Pussies....
Just one small bite and you're dead, Dill...And they're quicker than greased shit, as you know already...
They never tell you how they get in...
Just a Fence Lizard...Or Garden Fence Lizard, some say...
He /she didn't necessarily ask to be there.
There must have been some trees/bushes somewhere near you that he/she could have been relocated to?
Probably hiding from the birds.
It's a baby one of these you fcuking wuss. It'll find its own way outta the house.Originally Posted by DillingerThai Lizard ,Blue-crested Lizard (calotes mystaceus)
Threat to humans[edit]
Non-venomous and harmless to humans. Can give a painful bite if handled, but is not dangerous.
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