Thread: Thai men - like em?

It occurs to me that I may be the only poster who is married to a Thai male and that my opinion may be the only one that is based on experience as opposed to, say, rumors of dick length, character speculation, or general cultural ignorance...

^ Married to a Thai male?...Really?...Are you male or female?...

Not that it matters...

If ya gunnar be honest about it the Thai female in general is far and beyond superior to the Thai male who in general is a insecure tiny dicked mommies boy.

Just saying like.

Yet, most of the ladies have tiny dicks or no dicks at all...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^ Married to a Thai male?...Really?...Are you male or female?...

and the scales fell...yes, BB: a gay marriage solemnized at San Francisco City Hall in 2015...2 years of wedded bliss to be celebrated by revisiting our favorite parts of the city this summer...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Yet, most of the ladies have tiny dicks or no dicks at all...

Just whilst we are heaping shit on the average Thai male I offer up this comment.

My mum's clitoris was far bigger than the Average Thai guys cock.

My Dad told me that and he had never been to fukin Thailand.

Well, good onya tomcat...San Francisco revisited?...

Warm San Francisco Night would be appropriate...Better than Tom Lehrer...Heh...

Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix

My Dad told me that and he had never been to fukin Thailand.

TMI about yer dad...

I did tell me Dad that it was not quite fair to pass judgement on a race of people that he had never met or experienced.

He told me to fuk off.

Recons he had read enough about Thailand on the Internet to figure out that all the publicity regards the ever smiling friendly Thai was a complete bucket of shit.

Smart guy my old man was.

Had a huge cock as well, far bigger than any Thai wanker .

My Mum told me that.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Tbh I know probably about a dozen Thai men and they're all decent types.

+1

And two of them (ex father-in-law/brother in-law) are just about my favorite people in the world.

Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix

Had a huge cock as well, far bigger than any Thai wanker .

My Mum told me that.

And how did......no, no. Pass.

To inform these notions about the size of Thai dicks, I recommend an excursion to Jupiter (off Suriwong): many of the young men on display have to dance around their members...

Look, just to clear the air on this issue.

It's bullshit to call out all Thai males as insecure little pin heads, it's simply a rediculous comment.

So to break it down we can safely say only 99.9% of them are fuked up.

That's fairly close to the mark.

Originally Posted by tomcat

I recommend an excursion to Jupiter where notions of clit-sized Thai cocks will be dispelled

I like that one

Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix

So to break it down we can safely say only 99.9% of them are fuked up.

another quote from yer dad then...

Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix

So to break it down we can safely say only 99.9% of them are fuked up.

That's fairly close to the mark.

I'd like to view your research notes and statistical model.

Originally Posted by tomcat

Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix

So to break it down we can safely say only 99.9% of them are fuked up.

another quote from yer dad then...

Na, that's my quote. My Da bought me a cartoon of piss because he reckoned I'd finally called it as it is.

Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix

My Da bought me a cartoon of piss

I admire his restraint in not soaking you with the real thing...

Originally Posted by hick

Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix

So to break it down we can safely say only 99.9% of them are fuked up.

That's fairly close to the mark.

I'd like to view your research notes and statistical model.

I've just checked my reasearch notes and they read like this.

Year one.

Jeez I reckon those Thai guys are misunderstood.

Year two.

Jeez, some of those guys are a tad unstable.

Year three.

Fuk me, I've been gamed, the vast majority of Thai males are so fuked up a cull is in order.

Year four to ten.

Jeez, lucky I seen the light after year three.

I know a few thai men good to have a drink and a laugh with. Dont think it matters. Outside of the Islamic world blokes are Blokes.

You have some issues bollix.

Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix

Originally Posted by hick

Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix

So to break it down we can safely say only 99.9% of them are fuked up.

That's fairly close to the mark.

I'd like to view your research notes and statistical model.

I've just checked my reasearch notes and they read like this.

Your thoroughness has been duly noted.

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

Outside of the Islamic world blokes are Blokes.

Looking beyond the veil, you may find that even some birds are blokes.

Originally Posted by Mike Watson

You have some issues bollix.

Mate, I have more issues than the Sunday times news paper.

I write a news colum on how insane Thai males are and I get paid dam good money for it.

Funny thing though, some of my best clients are the Thai males themselves and they agree with me.

Nice to take onboard a few of em are mentally sound.