Thread: Hello

Just joined he forum. Will be travelling to Phuket end of May any advise will be welcome. I have not decided what part of Phuket to visit yet. I am a 58 year old bachelor and a ladies man.
would like advise on the best bars to visit to meet girls and how much it would cost. Also safety tips when taking a bar girl would be highly appreciated.

Wishing all members the very best and happy to be here.

Cheers,
Steve

Any bar any girl it's all for sale it's all good, enjoy

Originally Posted by Steveoos

safety tips when taking a bar girl would be highly appreciated.

I always used to fiind a motorcycle helmet a sensible precaution, but that could have just been me.

Welcome to the forum.

Welcome to the Buffalo Board, Steveoos...Have you been here before?...

Welcome to TD , my advice stay clear of Phuket the mafia Island or buy yourself a Kevlar vest ,

Downtown Ladprao is the place to be Steveo.

Originally Posted by Steveoos

Also safety tips when taking a bar girl would be highly appreciated.

Passport, small electronics, credit cards, and anything beyond walking around money = secured in hotel safe.

Wear "fall protection" on the balconies...

Dont fall in love.

Dont believe what they say.

Have a good time and and keep it 'just a good time'

He's been "done" already, I think...

Originally Posted by 12Call

Downtown Ladprao is the place to be Steveo.

still basking in naivety?

Originally Posted by Steveoos

any advise will be welcome

come , cum , go

Thanks guys, i have been to Phuket years back (2012) i had a friend in Karon then. Kindly up date me on current prices, also thinking about visiting Patong this time around. Kindly give me the name of a good bar, from past experience i know it's always good to get to know the owner. Thinking of staying at summer breeze.

Originally Posted by Steveoos

I am a 58 year old bachelor and a ladies man.

They all say that on here but most of them are homos.

Originally Posted by Steveoos

Kindly give me the name of a good bar

The. Boatbar

Originally Posted by Steveoos

i know it's always good to get to know the owner.

The owners called Den, really friendly guy, he'll put you straight

Originally Posted by Dillinger

The owners called Den, really friendly guy, he'll put you straight

It's very difficult to get female company in Thailand and only those who are exceptionally handsome and charming can succeed by their own efforts. I am sure that Den will be of enormous help to you.

A lady's man wouldn't need to pay. Whoremongers need to pay. Accuracy is important. And remember, if you don't suck her cock it's not gay.

Ok, thank you. I am straight, just taking some time off work to go and have some fun. Yes i know there are bar fines and i have to pay the BG. just wanted to know what bars are safe and which ones to avoid.

Ask tuk tuk drivers, they are very friendly and open to discounts down there...

Originally Posted by ENT

No such thing as a safe bar. Make sure you've a good supply of plastic cling-wrap, or alternatively latex boots to protect your pecker, while deep kissing will surely give ya a dose of HIV faster than fwking, so keep your tongue out of any holes,....they all smell.
Remember that the hole you enter has just been vacated by a previous occupant.
It could have been anything that left that slimy trail.

Have a good time.

ENT may well have a point.

Thanks for all the advise, will be in Patong end of May. Thinking of staying in summer breeze.

Please let us know it went with a swing once the transmissable has worn orf

Handy tip there are no sick buffaloes or mothers at this time of year I healed em all with Oregon lottery winnings

Originally Posted by Steveoos

Thanks for all the advise, will be in Patong end of May. Thinking of staying in summer breeze.

One of the handy aspects of Patong is the massage lady scene on thanon sawatdirak and soi kepsap.

It's a good way to meet ladies outside the bar scene hustle.

Have fun, sanuk sanuk!