Thread: The best chicken recipe ever! (Well maybe).

I made a ham & cheese hot pocket the other day.

Originally Posted by 12Call

Wave Burgers are all the rage Bally.

I'm sure they are and perhaps you could open a thread on the subject.

Originally Posted by Slick

I made a ham & cheese hot pocket the other day.

I'm surprised a crayon muncher like you managed to work out how to open the packet.

In the states, and I'm sure the UK and basically anywhere else thats a half decent restaurant, theres an appliance in the kitchen called the overhead salamander.

You just fucking discovered that your oven actually has this unit built in.

With this information, try to do something better than salted chicken FFS.

Imagine the possibilities.

http://www.culinarylore.com/tools:wh...ing-salamander

Originally Posted by Slick

In the states, and I'm sure the UK and basically anywhere else thats a half decent restaurant, theres an appliance in the kitchen called the overhead salamander.

You just fucking discovered that your oven actually has this unit built in.

With this information, try to do something better than salted chicken FFS.

Imagine the possibilities.

What Is a Cooking Salamander? - CulinaryLore.com

It's good that you managed to read the first few lines of my post. Did you have a dictionary handy or something?

Now when you do the advanced course you'll learn how to turn it off and turn on the oven to a low heat.

And use a watch. You know the difference between the big hand and the little hand, right?

Would a grill not suffice with XXXX over a tray of h2o ?

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Southern USA, chicken you say? Chicken fried steak.

Mushloom Pepper Sauce AO ?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

It's evident that the critics on this thread are those that consider lobbing a load of chips into a litre of Mazola to be a culinary masterpiece.

Sounds like something a homeless person would cook under their cardboard roof but I agree its right up there on the culinary scale right next a piece of chicken cooked under a grille.

Originally Posted by 12Call

Mushloom Pepper Sauce AO ?

Pan drippings flour and creme....

Baby steps, AO. Harry just learned how to salt some chicken.

Fondles and Slick's idea of a cordon bleu night out...

Defo Harry, I do like me Pepsi. I'll pass that other rubbish though.

When did KFC switch yo ESI ?

You had no idea what this pan was for?? Just a decorative piece or something?

Originally Posted by Slick

You had no idea what this pan was for?? Just a decorative piece or something?

I presume it's for idiots like you to just chuck shit under the grill until it's burnt.

Originally Posted by 12Call

Slicky's probably got that on his ipod so he can play it in his truck on the way to Walmart.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Slicky's probably got that on his ipod so he can play it in his truck on the way to Walmart.

Everyone in that video knows how to roast some chicken ya helpless english retard

Naklua Barracuda ?

Originally Posted by Slick

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Slicky's probably got that on his ipod so he can play it in his truck on the way to Walmart.

Everyone in that video knows how to roast some chicken ya helpless english retard

See, he's even watched the video.

Tune in next week when Arry discovers ironing with starch and washing clothes with fabric conditioner

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Tune in next week when Arry discovers ironing with starch and washing clothes with fabric conditioner

"ironing"?
"washing"?

What are these words?

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