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    ^ Fooking Jeff. What a wanker..

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub
    This was a joke and many have been trolled...
    Sounds like you're giving him an out.

    Reads to me like Harry just discovered the oven.
    Better than Jeff who has yet to figure out fire.
    Maybe, but the more important issue is what the fuck has harry been cooking for himself all these years?

    How could be make it to be a grown ass adult and not know how to roast some fucking chicken?

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    leave Arry alone.....i learned something

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    You'll find that many civilised folk lack the aptitude to be self-sufficient or independent....
    I'll be looking forward to your video of you boning a chicken....

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    ^^ lol wtf you english kunts need help

    Im 33 and still know how to kill, pluck, clean, and cook a goddamn chicken

    Fucks sake in the event of a zombie apocalypse y'all would be the first to go

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    do you stick a thumb up its ass to see if its ready to lay?

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    Nah I stick my dick in it and MAKE IT LAY

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    You'll find that many civilised folk lack the aptitude to be self-sufficient or independent....
    I'll be looking forward to your video of you boning a chicken....
    Fuck me. You better qualify that damn sharpish. No knowing what scat jeff will post up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick
    Im 33 and still know how to kill, pluck, clean, and cook a goddamn chicken
    I'm 57 and I can choke a mean chicken...


    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan
    I'll be looking forward to your video of you boning a chicken....
    'We' have the pic...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick View Post
    Am I missing something here?

    You salted some chicken and roasted it?

    And then ejaculated?
    Well apart from the ejaculation bit that signals some kind of repressed homosexuality on your part, you're on the right lines.

    However, if you haven't tried it, your opinion, as usual, is worthless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick View Post
    ^^ lol wtf you english kunts need help

    Im 33 and still know how to kill, pluck, clean, and cook a goddamn chicken
    Really? I didn't think your IQ was that high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    However, if you haven't tried it, your opinion, as usual, is worthless.
    So you were serious about this thread.

    Yes, I have made roasted chicken and eaten it ffs the shocker is that you haven't.

    Harry puts salt on the chicken. Harry puts chicken in broiler. Harry takes the chicken out of the broiler.

    Harrys reaction:


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    I had to google broiler.... seems to be the griller.

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    ^It is. It's basically having the top element of your oven on high, placing a baking tray or grill rack with whatever food on it near the top, and leaving the oven door open for the cooking process. It's a great way to cook - steaks and fish really lend themselves to the method - but the heat generated is akin to having a blazing fireplace in your home!.

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    SpaceX is reusing rockets & landing them vertically on a dynamically moving barge.

    Harry discovers the oven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick
    Yes, I have made roasted chicken and eaten it ffs the shocker is that you haven't.

    Harry puts salt on the chicken. Harry puts chicken in broiler. Harry takes the chicken out of the broiler.
    Harry's chicken comes to the table witch crispy skin and moist meat...

    ...that's the bit you're missing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post

    Harry's chicken comes to the table witch crispy skin and moist meat...

    ...that's the bit you're missing.
    Chicken with crispy skin and moist tender meat is not exactly a new concept in the culinary world though.

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    In 1969 the first human landed on the moon.

    In 2017 Harry discovered the oven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post

    Harry's chicken comes to the table witch crispy skin and moist meat...

    ...that's the bit you're missing.
    Chicken with crispy skin and moist tender meat is not exactly a new concept in the culinary world though.
    I look forward to you posting an alternative recipe that achieves the same results with such simplicity then.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick View Post
    In 1969 the first human landed on the moon.

    In 2017 Harry discovered the oven.
    In 2046, Slick learns how to read at elementary school level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    I look forward to you posting an alternative recipe that achieves the same results with such simplicity then.
    Salt on chicken isn't a fucking recipe you tit.

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    Looks dry to the bone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post

    Harry's chicken comes to the table witch crispy skin and moist meat...

    ...that's the bit you're missing.
    Chicken with crispy skin and moist tender meat is not exactly a new concept in the culinary world though.
    I look forward to you posting an alternative recipe that achieves the same results with such simplicity then.

    Sticking an open can of beer up the chooks ass and sticking it in the oven too technical for you ?

    The Meth One's Fuck The Best !!


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    It's evident that the critics on this thread are those that consider lobbing a load of chips into a litre of Mazola to be a culinary masterpiece.


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    Wave Burgers are all the rage Bally.

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