Thread: Spent Christmas in the hospital

Hi all,

Will soi food poison you? I'm not sure but I guess my food will...

On Christmas eve I made myself a delicious Indonesian meal (Babi Kechap with pork), 5 minutes after I ate it I started feeling sick. 1 hour later I went to the toilet and I guess you'll know the rest... food out of both sides 'n stuff...
After visiting the toilet 5 times my wife called an ambulance to take me to the hospital. The driver had to come from the city because the local driver was drunk (luckily I didn't have a heart attack or something else very serious).

The doctor diagnosed food poisoning, so he told me to spend Christmas at the hospital. The nurse caused confusion by telling the doctor I was allergic to the medication (not true) and that I couldn't breathe (not true) so they stopped the medication without notifying me. Thanks you damn fat nurse.

Positive side of the story, the bill for 3 days (private room) and medication was only 2500B.

I'll never cook again.

Originally Posted by Koetjeka

Positive side of the story, the bill for 3 days (private room) and medication was only 2500B.

bargain

could have stayed in bed with some bottles of water for free though

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by Koetjeka

Positive side of the story, the bill for 3 days (private room) and medication was only 2500B.

bargain

could have stayed in bed with some bottles of water for free though

I know, but the wife insisted

Did you lose any weight? I'm about 15 kgs too fat, so I'd like a week or so of food poisoning...

On a serious note, at least you're out and feeling better. Bad time though... Take care with the pork!

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Did you lose any weight? I'm about 15 kgs too fat, so I'd like a week or so of food poisoning...

Happy to oblige. Where shall i send your "food parcel"?

^that's not very nice, Anal Rodent... It is the season of good cheer, so do try to make an effort...

^ bah humbug.

Originally Posted by Koetjeka

I'll never cook again.

That's the spirit!

I don't do much more adventurous than make a sandwich

Guess I'm just a softie then, haha.

Was Roast Turkey on the hospital menu?

Originally Posted by wasabi

Was Roast Turkey on the hospital menu?

Unfortunately not
It was 3 times per day Khao Tom (rice soup) with some vegetables, meat and low-fat milk. Luckily the family bought me a lot of bread and orange juice from the 7-11.

Originally Posted by Koetjeka

Khao Tom

with pork ?

Originally Posted by Koetjeka

The nurse caused confusion by telling the doctor I was allergic to the medication (not true) and that I couldn't breathe (not true) so they stopped the medication without notifying me. Thanks you damn fat nurse.

Sue her - she deserves it.

Originally Posted by Koetjeka

It seems as if some (many?) people on this forum are really pissed off for some reason. Is it just me, the fact that I rarely post anything out of the construction forum or do you guys have the same feeling? Every thing I (or others) post out of the construction forum immediately gets some kind of sarcastic comment back. It's supposed to be a nice place right?

Sorry.

Originally Posted by Koetjeka

Hi all,

Will soi food poison you? I'm not sure but I guess my food will...

On Christmas eve I made myself a delicious Indonesian meal (Babi Kechap with pork), 5 minutes after I ate it I started feeling sick. 1 hour later I went to the toilet and I guess you'll know the rest... food out of both sides 'n stuff...
After visiting the toilet 5 times my wife called an ambulance to take me to the hospital. The driver had to come from the city because the local driver was drunk (luckily I didn't have a heart attack or something else very serious).

The doctor diagnosed food poisoning, so he told me to spend Christmas at the hospital. The nurse caused confusion by telling the doctor I was allergic to the medication (not true) and that I couldn't breathe (not true) so they stopped the medication without notifying me. Thanks you damn fat nurse.

Positive side of the story, the bill for 3 days (private room) and medication was only 2500B.

I'll never cook again.

Pussy. Hospital for a bit of bali belly? AMBULANCE??
Suck it up like a man.

Bad luck mate. At least you are ok now.

Originally Posted by Koetjeka

Oh and I don't really like sandwich either.

Hmmm, you are a strange person!

Sue her - she deserves it.

I told the doctor and he's going to tell the boss If this nurse would be working in the USA she would probably have to pay me a few million Dollars though.

Sorry.

I wasn't talking about you Marmite, some other people are really annoying. No problem I guess it's time to show them the finger too those grumpy grannies in Thailand.

Pussy. Hospital for a bit of bali belly? AMBULANCE??
Suck it up like a man.

Take some reading lessons or some new glasses mate, I clearly explained that my wife insisted in a reply.

Bad luck mate. At least you are ok now.

Thanks, it was just bad timing I guess (although I did get 3 days off for it, lol).

Hmmm, you are a strange person!

I guess so yes, I don't like sandwich, nor cheese, nor pizza (or Italian food in general). On the other hand, maybe I'm normal and you all are strange, it's just a point of view.

On the rare occasions i have been in hospital i really enjoy it when the nurse gives a bed bath, i always ask for seconds.
I love Thai ladies and nurse uniforms so in a way i wish i was admitted more often.

Originally Posted by dobella

On the rare occasions i have been in hospital i really enjoy it when the nurse gives a bed bath, i always ask for seconds.
I love Thai ladies and nurse uniforms so in a way i wish i was admitted more often.

I like ladies in uniforms but it was apparently too cold so they had to wear jackets and hats, just like 75% of the people in the village by the way

The nurses in this hospital are not very beautiful too and I didn't get the female doctor either (she's very pretty).

Originally Posted by Koetjeka

The nurses in this hospital are not very beautiful too and I didn't get the female doctor either (she's very pretty).

In Yanhee (BKK), it's spot the fugly, they are beautiful and its funny how they scoot around on roller skates with trays of meds. - only in Thailand eh ?

My policy is to never willingly walk into a hospital, you might not walk out! I know too many people who've been killed in hospitals.

Cowboy up bitch!

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Cowboy up bitch!

There have never been cowboys in Thailand, you should know that