Ye Old British Defecation Decorum
1. Employ several sheets of 3-ply toilet tissue to conduct, what should be due to sanitised kitchen conditions, a minimal mop-up
2. Utilise the Smart Sensor System in order to expel the offending dietary residue. A flush unhindered by other people’s 10-year-old piss, shit, semen and sick can be effortlessly executed
3. If the previous evening’s fare comprised a large doner kebab and 15 pints of ale, make use of the provided toilet brush in empathy of the next visitor
4. Exit the cubical and attend the abundance of pristine basins for a thorough application of soap courtesy of the sterilised dispenser
5. With either the paper hand towels or compressed air furnishing, dry your hands to complete a textbook trip to the bathroom
Asian Restroom Etiquette
Shit all over the fucking place. Wipe your arse with your hand. Fiddle with your hair in the mirror for half an hour. Fuck off back to your bowl of boiled rice