Fat Bloke on a Bike: Part 1 - Lost in the Surrey Hills

**somtamslap** · 29-09-2013, 02:38 AM

Part 1 of my Fat Bloke on a Bike video diaries. This week sees the fat fucker getting lost in the Surrey Hills.

**snakeeyes** · 29-09-2013, 02:43 AM

The invisible man ,

**somtamslap** · 29-09-2013, 02:51 AM

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

The invisible man

The fat fucker uses the cheapest helmet camera on the market.

**nigelandjan** · 29-09-2013, 03:13 AM

You need help mate .

Can you go for a ride over the north downs near to Kenley to bring back memories for me pls ?

**somtamslap** · 29-09-2013, 03:33 AM

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Can you go for a ride over the north downs near to Kenley to bring back memories for me pls

Absolutely. It's just a short extension of my commute. T'would be a pleasure. Watch this space. Or a space somewhere else on this forum.

**Little Chuchok** · 29-09-2013, 05:00 AM

can you ride up to a Thai restaurant/takeaway and order laarb moo...spicy?

**somtamslap** · 29-09-2013, 05:29 AM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

can you ride up to a Thai restaurant/takeaway and order laarb moo...spicy?

Not seen any larb about but I'll try a pad krapow...when I've got a spare seven fecking quid.

**mingmong** · 29-09-2013, 08:29 AM

''seven fecking quid'' They must be a Rarity !!

**withnallstoke** · 29-09-2013, 09:48 AM

"look at these kunts"

**The Fresh Prince** · 29-09-2013, 10:49 AM

Nice bike!

**Dillinger** · 29-09-2013, 11:16 AM

Nice gloves

Are you fully spandexed up on these outings ?

**withnallstoke** · 29-09-2013, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Are you fully spandexed up on these outings ?

**Smug Farang Bore** · 29-09-2013, 01:27 PM

Ah I lived in them there hills.....

The family running that shop go back nine generations.

Used to speak the local Hillish tounge they did.

**Smug Farang Bore** · 29-09-2013, 01:29 PM

The old people's home is a local crack house.

**good2bhappy** · 29-09-2013, 02:06 PM

the hoggs back

**somtamslap** · 29-09-2013, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Nice bike

What, my Genesis Day One cyclo-cross steed? Yes. Yes, it jolly well is a nice bike

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Are you fully spandexed up on these outings ?

No. Spandex isn't very forgiving when you're a fat kunt and you end up looking like the bloke it the piccie that withnall posted.

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

Used to speak the local Hillish tounge they did.

I think they still do, as oppose to any English at all...

**good2bhappy** · 29-09-2013, 02:15 PM

at the back of CHARTERHOUSE

**somtamslap** · 29-09-2013, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by good2bhappy

the hoggs back

Pun intended?

**klong toey** · 29-09-2013, 02:23 PM

Well done Mr Slap cycling is good fun but avoid all those bloody duel carriageways nuisance them things are to cyclist Still a result when check bin 5 baht 36 satang cheaper than the village shop in Issan.

**somtamslap** · 29-09-2013, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by klong toey

Still a result when check bin 5 baht 36 satang cheaper than the village shop in Issan.

95 bastard pence for that can of coke. 15 baht in Thailand. It's a different world over there, isn't it...

**klong toey** · 29-09-2013, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by klong toey

Still a result when check bin 5 baht 36 satang cheaper than the village shop in Issan.

95 bastard pence for that can of coke. 15 baht in Thailand. It's a different world over there, isn't it...

Blighty is a bit pricy,still like your good self only a few weeks and back to Thailand for a while overdose on food for the first few days.I can't stop eating when we arrive somtam, laab double helpings of everything please.Glad we cook most of the time first trip to the market is a proper food shop.

**somtamslap** · 29-09-2013, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by klong toey

laab

Can't wait. I'll also be in situ for my Fat Bloke on a Motorcycle diaries.

**withnallstoke** · 29-09-2013, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I'll also be in situ for my Fat Bloke on a Motorcycle diaries.

Bring your fagcam with you.
I have a plan.

**Little Chuchok** · 29-09-2013, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

can you ride up to a Thai restaurant/takeaway and order laarb moo...spicy?

Not seen any larb about but I'll try a pad krapow...when I've got a spare seven fecking quid.

I'll send you the 7 squids....It would be worth it.Especially if it's a Thai lass and she's fit....

**somtamslap** · 29-09-2013, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Bring your fagcam with you.

Oh, I shall be. Not a bad picture for £20, is it.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

I have a plan.

Which entails?

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