As far as hangovers go, the one I'm currently enduring reads 10 on the twat scale.
The usual stages have been suffered.
1. Wake up - check you aren't dead
2. After ascertaining your 'alive' status, inspect your environment.
3. Stagger into the bathroom for a piss
4. Scrutinize the wounded image in the mirror
5. You appear to have spent a considerable amount of time french kissing a kebab
6. Gag, not once, not twice, but thrice
7. Contemplate crying
8. Contemplate wanking
9. Have a wank whilst crying
10. Shake your way to the local shops, and buy....
.........The Hangover Respite Pack
1 x newspaper
1 x pepperami
4 x pints of strong Belgian lager
Remote control not included.