My boss told me (kindly) today to stop looking at porn. Seems the cleaning lady saw the banner ad at the top of the page one too many times and decided to narc on me.
I must admit, I usually go out of my way to scroll down quickly so it isn't visible. Also, the GF has told me several times she finds it distasteful.
Would somebody please marry these whores already? Or get your German friend to buy her a house in the sticks, I see that one chick's into Krauts.