Thread: Thai woman and the toilet hose

There seems to be a widespread culture of squirting high pressure water up their cu*nts as a method of contraception.

I've witnessed it first hand a couple of times, and i was told "no problem i can clean" when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms. (i ordered some from room service in the end)

It's like another "pulling out" - Pretty safe, but not 100%
Squirting water + Pulling out could be combined for extra safe sex but still not 100%

I thought they used high pressure water as a sort of female wank.

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Thai woman and the toilet hose

Which Thai woman? Or did you mean Thai women?

Originally Posted by Bung

I was married to a women for 10 years

You mean woman surely?

Yes. It's early.

Originally Posted by Bung

Yes. It's early.

So you'll be marrying some women later then?


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I heard, from a lady at the somtam shop, that not only does spraying water up the cunny stop pregnancy, it also stops hiv, hep, herpes and all sorts - it's truly amazing.

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

There seems to be a widespread culture of squirting high pressure water up their cu*nts as a method of contraception.

I've witnessed it first hand a couple of times, and i was told "no problem i can clean" when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms. (i ordered some from room service in the end)

It's like another "pulling out" - Pretty safe, but not 100%
Squirting water + Pulling out could be combined for extra safe sex but still not 100%

Condoms aren't just to stop the woman getting pregnant you know.
They're to protect your dick.
If she's prepared to go bareback then you need to be extra careful.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

I heard, from a lady at the somtam shop, that not only does spraying water up the cunny stop pregnancy, it also stops hiv, hep, herpes and all sorts - it's truly amazing.

Must have been holy water.

I wish i knew about these water nozzles when living in the states. Even when i piss i use it to massage my anus

Ah, the old bum gun has many uses

Originally Posted by yankee99

I wish i knew about these water nozzles when living in the states. Even when i piss i use it to massage my anus

You sit down to piss ?

Originally Posted by Fondles

Originally Posted by yankee99

I wish i knew about these water nozzles when living in the states. Even when i piss i use it to massage my anus

You sit down to piss ?

Not in public, but the bum gun at home is invaluable . . . so: who doesn't

Originally Posted by yankee99

I wish i knew about these water nozzles when living in the states. Even when i piss i use it to massage my anus

You should do what Butterfly does and use a ladyboys nozzle to massage your anus.

There is some kind of animal, I can't remember which one, and it has a penis attachment for cleaning out a female's vagina prior to sex. It is to get rid of rival's sperm and ensure personal propagation. Just thinking it would be a mighty handy attachment if you could get one for your own knob for cleaning out afterwards.

That's a suggested reason for the shape of the glans.

Originally Posted by Looper

Just thinking it would be a mighty handy attachment if you could get one for your own knob for cleaning out afterwards.

It's called a bum gun. Use it to give her a fresh cleansing douche before you chop, Best to use warm water as a cold cnut is a bit ordinary.

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms

What the hell does that mean?

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms

What the hell does that mean?

It means that he barebacked a freelance prostitute who was posing as a civie on as dating website called Plenty Of Fish.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms

What the hell does that mean?

It means that he barebacked a freelance prostitute who was posing as a civie on as dating website called Plenty Of Fish.

Really? How sordid.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

That's a suggested reason for the shape of the glans.

Does yours have a reverse scooping collar around the edge Willy?

Suggest posting a pic in 'members'!

Play it smart! No one but Ant would think to stick it up her ass unless she was a bloke that way she can't get pregnant and you wouldn't be poking around in a in an AID's infested pussy with 1/2 a liter of bog wash up there.
Oh yeah don't forget your toothbrush.

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

when me and some bitch i met of plenty of fish i had ran out of condoms

What the hell does that mean?

It doesn't matter; what is important is that he is posting in the community, a big improvement