Thread: Are Haemorrhoids Old-fashioned?

You know how everybody was wearing bell-bottoms, and one day you suddenly realised nobody wore them anymore?

I've been so busy the past few years I haven't noticed much, until a sudden realisation.

Everybody seems to be fucking each other up the arse these days. Whatever happened to haemorrhoids, they used to be so popular. Are they old-fashioned?

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Everybody seems to be fucking each other up the arse these days. . Are they old-fashioned?

Well socal and Butters class themselves as modern men but its a debatable question innit.

Originally Posted by FlyFree

I've been so busy the past few years I haven't noticed much, until a sudden realisation.

That your girlfriend was a Katoey?

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Are Haemorrhoids Old-fashioned?

Heart attacks are hip. Yo.

A little ruffage in your diet helps considerably...

[sans la verge]

Coming hair over a bald patch

Does Bear Grize eat them?

one needs to use this on the arse grapes

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Whatever happened to haemorrhoids, they used to be so popular. Are they old-fashioned?

I'm an old fashioned kind of a guy.
I still like sitting on soft cushions, and i enjoy a ten minute scratch and sniff first thing in the morning.

the hose cured mine

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Everybody seems to be fucking each other up the arse these days.

What? Surely you must be Greek? Stop drinking and eating red meat and the hemorrhoids will vanish.