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somtamslap · 04-07-2009, 08:35 PM

I've grown a little tired of rice and chilli water fish over the last few years, so a sign like this had me frothing at the mouth..

I carefully studied the my fellow patrants. Were they happy with their food. This chap certainly was. He'd ordered the chicken burger, a salad, a spaghetti bolagnaise and a coke and was eagerly tucking in..

I twiddled my thumbs in great expectancy of the feast. After a 5 minute wait the waitress graced my table with the cuisine annnnnnnd IT WAS SHEEEEEET.

The burger bun was the size of a fucking paracetemal, and soggy as feck cos they'd put half a bastard pineapple in it, the salad was dripping with filth that looked like it'd come out of a randy bull's testicles and the actual chicken I wouldn't have fed my dog, because my dog wouldn't have fucking well eaten it.

But, I'm a fat [at][at][at][at], so....

04-07-2009, 08:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
somtamslap splendid and tremendous Last Online: Today 01:29 PM Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 1,421	I've grown a little tired of rice and chilli water fish over the last few years, so a sign like this had me frothing at the mouth.. I carefully studied the my fellow patrants. Were they happy with their food. This chap certainly was. He'd ordered the chicken burger, a salad, a spaghetti bolagnaise and a coke and was eagerly tucking in.. I twiddled my thumbs in great expectancy of the feast. After a 5 minute wait the waitress graced my table with the cuisine annnnnnnd IT WAS SHEEEEEET. The burger bun was the size of a fucking paracetemal, and soggy as feck cos they'd put half a bastard pineapple in it, the salad was dripping with filth that looked like it'd come out of a randy bull's testicles and the actual chicken I wouldn't have fed my dog, because my dog wouldn't have fucking well eaten it. But, I'm a fat [at][at][at][at], so....