| Dunno about mozzies, but here a tip for flies....
Every day at lunch time this dirty smelly homeless Aboriginal woman would come up to the pie stall and buy a pie for lunch.
And everyday she would go through the same ritual. Buy the pie. Walk across the road to a park bench. Take off her pants and then sit down to eat the pie.
One day the pie stall owner who had watched this ritual for a year asked the lady why she always took off her pants before eating. The lady replied,-- Keeps the flys off me pie! :-) |